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18 March 2020 · 1:32 AM

it's ya boi @spiderman

with great power comes great responsibility

it's ya boi @spiderman

i will either die a hero, or live long enough to see myself become a villain 

18 March 2020 · 2:15 AM

it's ya boi @spiderman

... the deed has been done.

Dumbo @bigbagofbeans
replying to @spiderman

This is ominous as fuck

Ayyye @gigigooo
replying to @bigbagofbeans

no cursing on spiderman's christian minecraft server!

Tony Stank @TonyStark
replying to @spiderman

Kid... 1) why the fuck are you still awake and 2) what the fuck did you do

18 March 2020 · 2:22 AM

F.R.I.D.A.Y @AIFriday

@StarSpangledMan @TonyStark Language Protocol initiated. 

Cap @StarSpangledMan
replying to @AIFriday @TonyStark

Did you seriously just have FRIDAY wake me up to say "Language"?

18 March 2020 · 2:38 AM

Christmas in July @queenkilljoy

Putting a pause on @TonyStark and @StarSpangledMan 's issue with the f-word, does any one actually know what Spidey is out here doing? 

18 March 2020 · 2:51 AM

The only valid Karen @AIKaren

@TonyStark, it seems that @Spiderman has consumed a tide pod and wishes for you to not know.

it's ya boi @spiderman
replying to @AIKaren @TonyStark

Thanks, Karen.

18 March 2020 · 3:06 AM

Shuri @wakandanprincess

@spiderman why was I not informed that we were eating the forbidden snack?

it's ya boi @spiderman
replying to @wakandanprincess

it was sort of an impulse thing. they had free tide pod samples at this laundromat and it just happened

it's ya boi @spiderman
replying to @wakandanprincess

it actually tasted kind of gross

it's ya boi @spiderman
replying to @wakandanprincess

yet somehow satisfying

it's ya boi @spiderman
replying to @wakandanprincess

my stomach kinda hurts

18 March 2020 · 3:10 AM

T'challa @blackpanther

Please tell me you are not actually planning on eating laundry detergent, @wakandanprincess.

Shuri @wakandanprincess
replying to @blackpanter

If I am? What will you do about it furry?

it's ya boi @spiderman
replying to @blackpanter @wakandanprincess

why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?