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    "Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."

    "And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."

    The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.

    "That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.

    The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.

    Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.

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    After harsh demand from the Ottawa Centaurs WAGS, Shane Hollander is added to their secret group chat. Chaos ensues.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    “Okay, so, if you could go back in time and send one text message that you wrote but never sent, what would that text message be?”

    “What?” Dykstra’s eyebrows furrow together.

    “Wait, no, I get it,” Hayes nods eagerly, “We all have that one text we think about constantly, the one that we typed out and stared at for way too long before deleting it and sending something completely different.”

    “Or nothing at all,” Haas mumbles.

    There’s one that comes to Shane’s mind immediately.

    Only one, really.

    He’s thought about that night before a lot, he’s thought about what might’ve happened if he had sent that text. He thinks that, maybe, they could’ve figured their shit out a little bit sooner if there had been that extra ounce of vulnerability between the both of them.

    Shane thinks that if he could go back in time to send that text message, maybe he would.

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    OR, Shane has his first official hang out with the Ottawa Centaurs, they play truth or dare, and he ends up telling Ilya about the "we didn't even kiss" text.

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