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21 March 2020 · 2:06 PM
status: grounded @spiderman
so... i'm grounded :(
Pizza w/o Pineapple @carrieon
replying to @spiderman??? how can someone just... ground Spidey?
Judge Judy @judyjudybobudy
replying to @carrieonDude, didn't you hear? Spiderman is like... 12
status: grounded @spiderman
replying to @carrieon @judyjudybobudyi'm not twelve >:(
Deadpool @mercwithamouth
replying to @spidermanJust say the word and I'll get DD and we will rescue you from Iron Daddy
Tony Stank @TonyStark
replying to @mercwithamouthEw. Never call me that again.
21 March 2020 · 3:23 PM
status: grounded @spiderman
Can we tread something other than #irondaddy , i am ✨u n c o m f y✨
Purple is a cool colour @hawkeye
replying to @spidermanDidn't you call Stark "dad" once?
status: grounded @spiderman
replying to @hawkeye............ you did this... for what?
Purple is a cool colour @hawkeye
replying to @spiderman🤷 You rated me a 6.5, this is what you deserve.
status: grounded @spiderman
replying to @hawkeyei'm going to eat your kneecaps in your sleep.
Purple is a cool colour @hawkeye
replying to @spiderman@tonystark come get your kid he's scaring me
21 March 2020 · 3:40 PM
Alive Aha Fuck @agentpotato
Is @tonystark actually @spiderman 's dad or something?
Joshua @JTCarter
replying to @agentpotatoStark would be the type of parent that turned his kid into a mask wearing freak.
status: grounded @spiderman
replying to @agentpotato @JTcarter:/ i'm not a freak? that's rude.
21 March 2020 · 3:52 PM
#IronDad @tonystark
Being a good person and doing what is right and helping those who cannot help themselves does not make you a freak and if I see one more person calling my kid a freak, I will end your whole career.
Pepper Potts @StarkCEO
replying to @tonystarkTony, this is going to be a PR nightmare. You can't just go around calling people your kid.
#IronDad @tonystark
replying to @StarkCEOWatch me.
21 March 2020 · 3:55 PM
Natasha @blackwidow
Who is calling Spiderman a freak? Turn on your location, I just want to talk. 🔪🔪