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Samuel Soot declares his country's independence from the Tommy SMP.
(or, a peek into a world where everything's not quite what you're used to...)
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- Part 1 of under 1k hits club
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Tubbo's in a meeting - Tommy and Ranboo chat.
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- Part 2 of under 1k hits club
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The Sparklez household has a pretty solid routine, even with the natural chaos double-adoptee brothers Tommy and Tubbo bring to the place for their hapless but loving dad. All that's about to change, though - because an Enderian prince called Ranboo Beloved has just been shipped to Earth to fix his improper attitude to royal business, and he's exactly the foreign exchange student that the Sparklez household has been signed up to host.
It's about to get a little weird.
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- Part 3 of under 1k hits club
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She is proud of her son - not that his father would ever admit it. After all, who else could barely lift a finger and have so much impact on the lore of a world? George truly is a wonder.
(or, george lore, told through the eyes of lore woman)
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- Part 4 of under 1k hits club
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The lifespan of enderians is not a well-studied subject. The lifespan of Ranboo's other half is even less well known.
(or, ranboo lives on, and forgets.)
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- Part 9 of pian
- Part 5 of under 1k hits club
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Five times Wilbur didn't know what to make of his ghost, and one time he did.
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- Part 6 of under 1k hits club
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Michael has two dads and one uncle - or that's what they tell him, at least. But Uncle Tommy's more than just one person, and they all look after Michael in their own ways.
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- Part 7 of under 1k hits club
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what nourishes the rose (drowns the cactus) by diapason for angeloncewas
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2021
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Niki is alone in her underground city, and then she isn't.
(or, the different ways that different people heal.)
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- Part 8 of under 1k hits club
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make up your mind (before the salt burns your eyes) by diapason for cherrycaffi
Fandoms: Dream SMP
12 Jul 2022
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This is what they don’t tell you: sometimes, when the ship is going down, you are not its captain. Sometimes you are the iceberg. Sometimes you are the cargo. Sometimes you are the piano. And the piano is the most important thing in the room when the job that must be done is entertaining the passengers, but when the job is staying afloat, it becomes a different story before you can do anything about it. Grand pianos are useless in a shipwreck for anything but sinking faster. And people are growing tired of Sam’s tune.
Or: In which Sam is the captain of the sinking ship that is his life, and there's one very obvious dead weight on deck, but he can't quite bring himself to throw it overboard. Not yet, at least.Series
- Part 9 of under 1k hits club
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It’s an otherwise quiet day at work when Puffy hears the doorbell ring, the handle slamming into the opposite wall - and then watches the most beautiful stranger she’s ever seen in her life storm across the store, slam a bill down on the counter, and announce, “I need to know how to say fuck you in flower.”
(or, the puffychu flower shop au you didn't know you needed, ft plenty of passive-aggressiveness and """subtle""" hints)
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- Part 10 of under 1k hits club
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In which Phil gets a call from school to let him know that Tommy's been in a fight.
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- Part 11 of under 1k hits club
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One year ago, Eret made a decision.
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- Part 12 of under 1k hits club
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The guests move through the hall and across to the dance floor. Eret and Hannah, Foolish and Hbomb, Sam and George surround her, and when Fundy puts a record in the jukebox, they split off into partnered pairs across the room. Puffy watches from the middle while her friends all find their footing.
And then there’s Niki, emerging from the throng, a little hesitant but smiling nonetheless.
Before the curtains come down on the Red Banquet, Puffy and Niki get a little time to dance.
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- Part 6 of MCYT Yuri Week 2023
- Part 13 of under 1k hits club