Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)
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At first Ashton thinks they’re hearing things.
“You’re not serious, Letters,” they accuse Fresh Cut Grass. “Really? Never?”
But nope: “Really never!” Fresh Cut Grass confirms sunnily. “C’mon, Ashton, think about it: where would I have had the opportunity to experience sex before?"
[written for a prompt on criticalkink that has been living rent-free in my head]
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- Part 1 of Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)
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Ashton is fucking enamored of the way Fresh Cut Grass eats. Coppers, specifically.
It never gets old, but the appeal is tough to explain – there’s a lotta pieces to it. Something something literally consuming money, something something *crunch*, something something Fresh Cut Grass being satisfied and looking and feeling good about it.
[written for another CR kinkmeme prompt]
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- Part 2 of Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)
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greeted by the day, do i kiss it on the cheek by RaisingCaiin
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
12 Dec 2021
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Ashton needs a lot of sleep: more than their fellow Krook House residents do, in fact.
Too bad that some of those fellow residents like to stay up late talking, and Ashton ends up falling asleep in weird places. However are they going to get to bed from here...
[written for another CR kinkmeme prompt]
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- Part 3 of Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)
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we'd all love better if we used it as a verb by RaisingCaiin
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
18 Dec 2021
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Fresh Cut Grass gets injured, then they and Ashton both panic about this -- although for entirely different reasons.
[written for another CR kinkmeme prompt, because this is my life now]
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- Part 4 of Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)
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Ashton doesn't wear anything underneath those leather pants of theirs.
Wanna guess how Fresh Cut Grass knows this?
[you know the drill by now - written for another prompt on the CR kinkmeme]
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- Part 5 of Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)
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Ashton is a little on edge after their last conversation with Fresh Cut Grass, where they accidentally let slip something about their sexual preferences that other people have used against them in the past.
Now, they know Fresh Cut Grass would never. Right? But that still doesn't make this conversation any easier.
Luckily, Fresh Cut Grass does.
[written for a prompt on the CR kinkmeme, because that's just how we roll these days]
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- Part 6 of Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)
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tell the world that i’m falling from the sky, dark necessities are part of my design by RaisingCaiin
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
14 Jan 2022
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Fresh Cut Grass has been promisin' Ashton a little sit-down, a little chat, about what Ashton is hopin' for in a more formalized arrangement with specific roles an' dynamics to it, y' know?
But when the two of them do have that talk, finally, things don't go the way that Fresh Cut Grass has been plannin' for.
[written for another prompt on the CR kinkmeme, because they're just so good that I want to write them all]
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- Part 7 of Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)
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Ashton has a series of conversations with their housemates in the Krook house, working to make sure they all let Fresh Cut Grass know that they're welcome to stay here. Long-term, or fuck, forever.
[somehow, not from the kinkmeme this time!]
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- Part 8 of Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)
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get by with a little help from my friends by RaisingCaiin for Capitola
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
28 Feb 2022
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Fresh Cut Grass recovered certain attachments and items from each of his/their fallen robot compatriots before going back to Jrusar with Ashton. And since then, Fresh Cut Grass has had occasion to use all of those attachments except the ones inherited from - yeah, you guessed it, Pussy. But Ashton's been asking some interesting questions recently, so it might be time after all.
[reader prompt!]
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- Part 9 of Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)