No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 1: Watching Paint Dry
It’s supposed to be a lazy Sunday project. Turns out Eddie has a thing for watching paint dry —at least when it’s drying on Buck.
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- Part 1 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 2: Watching Grass Grow
A simple afternoon in the garden gets out of hand —fast. One minute they’re planting, the next the ground’s alive with more than seedlings. Growth becomes a metaphor and a mess: dirt-slick skin, grass-smeared thighs, the air thick with sweat, sex, and the green bite of crushed leaves.
Buck whispers dirty nature docs in Eddie’s ear. Eddie pins him down and makes him grow.
By the end, the lawn’s not the only thing getting fertilized.Series
- Part 2 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 3: Abstinence Education
Abstinence Ed was supposed to be about diagrams and morality, not desperation.
But after a month of abstinence and one too many lessons on “friction,” Buck turns Eddie’s education into a very hands-on experiment.
By the final bell, abstinence isn’t the only thing getting broken.Series
- Part 3 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 4: Free Day - Lava Lamp
Buck’s lonely night with Eddie’s birthday gift turns into a red-lit confession when Eddie walks in. One lava lamp, two men, and a rhythm they’ll never forget.
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- Part 4 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-NutKinkvenber Day 5: Jehovah's Witness Visit
Evan Buckley just wanted to spread the Word. Eddie Diaz had other ideas. Now there’s a Bible on the floor, sweat on the couch, and one very different kind of awakening.
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- Part 5 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 6: Rocks on the Beach
Eddie and Buck steal a weekend in a hidden beach —no duties, no distractions, only heat and hunger. What begins as a walk turns into something reverent and wild: bodies offered to the sun, pressed into salt and stone. By dusk, the shore trembles with what they’ve done —rough, tender.
The tide can’t wash it clean; the rocks still pulse with their memory.Series
- Part 6 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 7: White Picket Fence
For someone who’s spent his whole life sprinting away from the neat promise of a White Picket Fence, the thought of settling in a suburb lined with them sparks something almost feral in him.
Maybe it’s because he understands the truth of it: the world outside the fence is one thing, but inside… inside is a different animal.
Eddie gives in, opens up, lets himself be guided; and Buck —well, Buck thrives when he’s the one steering the heat between them.Series
- Part 7 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 8: Boring House Party
Forty-eight hours without kids should have meant sweatpants and cereal for Eddie. Instead it means tequila, bad decisions, and Buck grinding back against him like he’s been waiting years for permission.
By the time they lock themselves in a stranger’s bathroom, Eddie’s done pretending.Series
- Part 8 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 9: Awkward Smalltalk
Buck’s been celibate for six weeks to donate the “perfect sample” for his friends. Eddie’s just here for the paycheck.
One very awkward waiting room, two soundproof cubicles, and an overflowing specimen cup later, they both discover the real meaning of “donating with benefits.”Series
- Part 9 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 10: Grocery Store
Midnight grocery run. One zucchini. Two idiots who’ve been in love for years and pretending otherwise.
Turns out the family planning aisle is a blind spot, Buck’s on his knees before Eddie can talk himself out of it, and cherry lube makes it into the cart for later.Spoiler: they do make it home. Eventually.
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- Part 10 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 11: Chalk On The Sidewalk
Eddie comes home expecting a quiet afternoon.
Instead he finds his boyfriend on his knees in the middle of the kids’ hopscotch grid, shirtless, plugged, and finishing a very explicit message in pink chalk.
Some invitations you just don’t ignore.Series
- Part 11 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 12: Facebook Friends
Buck gets a notification he’s waited ten years for.
Eddie Diaz accepts his friend request —and suddenly Buck is hard, furious, and wrecked with everything they left unsaid.
What starts as messages turns into photos… then a video call… then a reunion that was a decade overdue.Series
- Part 12 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 13: Unpaid Internship Scam
Eddie knew the internship was exploitative. He didn’t expect the compensation package to include being bent over the boss’s desk and wrecked until dawn.
He’s still not getting paid.
He’s not complaining anymore.Series
- Part 13 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 14: Rejecting The Devil's Lettuce
“Weed’s the gateway drug,” Abuela always said.
She forgot to mention the real one has curly hair, blue eyes, and a mouth that begs so pretty when it’s stuffed full.Series
- Part 14 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 15: Christian Family Values
Buck and Eddie endure a family ambush disguised as dinner, where traditional values clash with their secret relationship.
But as the conversation turns to interventions and God's plan, Buck decides to turn the tables with a secret act of defiance under the table and between the sheets, where they rewrite "family devotion" in the most blasphemous ways.Series
- Part 15 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 16: Filling Taxes
Eddie’s been hard since Buck rolled up his sleeves to fight TurboTax.
Turns out the fastest way to itemize a dependent is to bend him over the dining table and fuck the stress right out of him.Series
- Part 16 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 17: On Hold On The Phone
Buck thinks he’s calling to cancel a subscription, Eddie turns it into the hottest guided jerk-off session LA has ever heard.
By the time the refund processes, they’re both spent, messy, and quietly hoping Buck needs “follow-up assistance” real soon.Series
- Part 17 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 18: Kellogg's Corn Flakes
'Harvey Kellogg was a fucking lunatic.'
Eddie couldn't agree more —especially when a simple box of corn flakes turns his boyfriend into an irresistible, crumb-covered temptation. Where bland breakfast becomes the spark for unquenchable desire.Series
- Part 18 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 19: Checking The Mail
A mysterious envelope marked 'E' lands in Buck's mailbox by mistake. Inside: Eddie's secret letters. Curiosity leads Buck upstairs for a confrontation... That quickly turns into recreating every dirty detail. Some mix-ups are meant to be.
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- Part 19 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025
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No-Nut Kinkvember Day 20: Stuck In Traffic
Eddie Diaz doesn’t share —especially not Evan Buckley.
A pileup on the road, rain hammering the windshield, and one flirt too many push Eddie past the point of restraint.
The front seat of the Jeep becomes a reminder of exactly who Buck belongs to.Series
- Part 20 of No-Nut Kinkvember 2025