Of Pick-Up Lines Verse
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Of Notecards and Bad Pickup Lines by Weasleychick32 (Sarah_Sandwich)
Fandoms: Supernatural
21 May 2015
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He drops the cards and they flutter down onto the concrete and over Dean’s boots.
“Fuck,” the guy says, arms heavy at his sides now and eyes squeezed shut tight. “Fuck. I’m so sorry. You’re- you’re just so pretty. I’m sorry.”
He won’t look at Dean at all now and instead abruptly drops to kneel on the ground, frantically scooping up the cards with his chin practically on his chest.
“Did you just call me pretty?” Dean asks.
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- Part 1 of Of Pick-Up Lines Verse
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Of Fake Boyfriends and Bad Pick-Up Lines by Weasleychick32 (Sarah_Sandwich)
Fandoms: Supernatural
16 May 2017
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Sam is sick and tired of Dean and Cas being nauseatingly lovey-dovey and having sex literally everywhere. In the name of revenge, he comes up with a plot to 1) Fake date the only person who can consistently and without fail get under Dean’s skin and 2) Obnoxiously flaunt the relationship in his face every chance he gets. He pitches the plan to Gabriel (who else could be up for the task?) and between one blink and the next everything has spiraled out of control; One dinner date turns into dozens and, what the hell? They aren’t even double dates anymore, they’re just… dates.
How did this happen? More importantly, why hasn’t Sam put a stop to it? As the weeks pass, his list of Reasons Sam+Gabe Could Never Ever Not-In-This-Lifetime Ever Work grows larger and so does his unwillingness to put a stop to their prank.
It is still a prank… Right?
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- Part 2 of Of Pick-Up Lines Verse