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【铁瘫】By Your Side by hantang_mome
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Dec 2025
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我流现代摇滚乐手au，吉他手乔尼和贝斯手杰洛，轻微dhp提及。有很多很多的bug和ooc，谢谢喜欢。
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Keeping Up With The Brandos by stained_glass_cherry_blossom
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Dec 2025
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What if Dio met his match in a unhinged psych major?
alr basically i was writing this while procrastinating my thesis, also i drank a lot while writing it. this is basically my unfiltered daydreams abt being dio's wife in a modern era
the pacing is a little fucked up bc idk what i'm doing
i'll be posting everything i have already written, just editing a bit until it catches up
alr bye
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i never stopped falling for you by bestdamnsalad
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Dec 2025
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two people, by gravity’s force of attraction, find each other again
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- Part 1 of Modern Dinopants
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diegotober 2.0 [kinktober '25] by miracleboysatori
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Dec 2025
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a completely diego brando-focused collection of fics for kinktober 2025! much like the diegotober i did in 2022, this will include a wide variety of diego ships, both canon characters and a few reader inserts. i love diego brando and i want everyone to get a piece of him :))
tags will be added as the month progresses, please be mindful of them! i hope you enjoy ♡
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Atonement by feelgoodkinc
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Nov 2025
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Sister Cecilia holds quite a secret in her convent. Going by the nickname Hot Pants, she and a mysterious guard named Diego Brando are appointed by the Vatican to ensure that the corpse of a saint is kept a secret. Their task seems simple enough, until their proximity to the corpse begins to have strange effects on them...
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Flowers and Parakeets by Burgertheinvader
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Nov 2025
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Deciding to finally follow his dream of becoming a doctor like the hero who helped him escape his abused home and become adopted by the Brando family, Giorno Giovanna got into college and moved to New York. Upon moving and meeting his roommate who hates him, his extended family he hardly knew about, and a cute athlete with the biggest smile and the worst reputation, Giorno soon realizes that there's a lot more to college than striving for good grades.
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在黑暗中 by TTAGGG
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Nov 2025
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关于他们之间的一些争吵和对彼此的探究欲
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Fly Me to the Moon by Broxy386 for femcpilled
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Nov 2025
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After 2 years of living together and 1 and a half years of dating, Diego decides to take HP to a spot he found at his modeling gig
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关于hp在性事中分心导致diego不满
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A DinoPants Collection by axcheronferry
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Nov 2025
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This collection archives English translations of my previously released DinoPants one-shots.
The works within encompass a range of styles and settings, including:
· Modern Alternate Universes (AUs)
· Other creative AUs and scenarios
· Canon-based narrativesPlease Note:
· Content and ratings vary across individual stories.
· For the specific summary, characters, and most accurate rating for each work, please refer to its dedicated page.New translations will be added to this collection periodically.
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赫特潘兹的第一支烟 by TTAGGG
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Nov 2025
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现代同居AU 医学系研一HPvs金融系大二D
关于hp疲惫的时候会不会选择抽烟呢？- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 1,696
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 37
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由苍蓝色的朝阳娓娓道来 by axcheronferry
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Nov 2025
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原作存活向，世界龙的冠军资格被保留。
故事有关失去记忆（以及替身）的赫特潘茨在多少年后忽然得到了往事的线索，并和丈夫迪亚哥踏上了寻找过去的旅途。内容涉及大量针对赫特潘茨人物背景的捏造，包括真名、经历、家庭背景、少女时期和修道院时期的生活，以及一些更加不寻常的东西，以丰富对她的角色理解。虽然tag打了dhp，但是开头就说明了迪亚哥同样处于半失忆状态，因此不保证角色性格方面和原作相似，他只是作者给hp拉的工具人。
（最后一句是开玩笑，以防大家没看出来，作者已经给dhp拉了不少磨咧。）
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爱 死亡与圣玛利亚 by TTAGGG
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Nov 2025
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原作二人存活if线，不要小瞧奶妈啊混蛋！
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【DHP】石榴 by TTAGGG
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Nov 2025
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吸血鬼伯爵HPvs神父养子D，伪母子骨
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 7,813
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 83
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【DHP】苦潮 by cxayahhh
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Nov 2025
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赫特潘茲中心，D→HP單箭頭，配合同合集其它文觀看更佳
DHP費城名場面提及
時間線設定為SBR大賽8thDHP結盟後在費城修整。
“一陣苦潮，在難以治癒的特拉華河畔。”
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 2,436
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 49
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【DHP】復生蓋亞 by cxayahhh
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Nov 2025
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迪亞哥中心，DHP提及；有迪亞哥和八十歲富豪婚姻關係提及，請自行避雷
“E mi riprendo Gaia，
La riadatto tutta stile Narnia.”——Leon faun《Gaia》
“我要復生大地女神蓋亞，帶她回到夢幻之地。”
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【DHP】告解聖事 by cxayahhh
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Nov 2025
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赫特潘茲中心，DHP提及
“祭司要在耶和华面前为她赎罪；她无论行了什么事，使她有了罪，都必蒙赦免。”
——舊約利未記6:7
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在烛火的光芒中相拥而眠吧 by axcheronferry
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Oct 2025
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【dhp】在烛火的光芒中相拥而眠吧
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一场突如其来的暴雨打乱了Brando一家的露营计划，狼狈地挤进旅舍最后的房间后，Hot Pants和Diego终于迎来了片刻宁静。他们审视着床上四名熟睡的孩子，以及这几年的混乱和疲惫，心里感觉无比充实。
（取决于你是否喜欢这篇，感谢或诅咒我的朋友，她拉着我讲了很多家庭设定。它很甜，很腻歪，和我写过的Dinopants很不一样。Ungalo会很讨厌它，因为我找不到他可以存在的位置，所以忽略了他。Versus可能也会讨厌他，因为他有全名，所以我把他拆成了双胞胎。至于其他的人……好吧，祝你们享受！）
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对葡萄一无所知的人 by axcheronferry
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Oct 2025
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【dhp】对葡萄一无所知的人
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有个朋友问我觉得龙裤会因为对幼崽的教育理念不同而吵架吗，我思考了一下得出了这样的结论。
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文章讲述了赫特潘兹在发现自己第二次怀孕后，陷入深深的自我怀疑和焦虑。她不确定丈夫和儿子是否会欢迎这个新生命，进而反思自己是否真的是一位好妻子和好母亲。
剧透预警：她是。迪亚哥和乔鲁诺都知道，唯有她还因为曾经的经历抱有怀疑。 -
we knew one thing (we all have a hunger) by ascxndent
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Oct 2025
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“Diego, wait– not here–” she started to say in a hushed tone.
“Yes, here.” he hissed with an impetuous attitude. He reluctantly parted with her soft, supple flesh to gaze up at her with an impish, all-knowing look. “It’s not like it’s the first time we’ve done it here.”
Hot Pants returned his energy with a sardonic smile of her own, running her hands through his golden locks. “Yes, and do you remember why we don’t do it here anymore?”
Or: Privacy is not possible in the Brando household, much to Diego's disappointment.
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