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After a rendezvous in a secret corner of Zapolyarny Palace, a relationship masquerading as a diplomatic visit becomes something else.
Or, Childe gets Kaeya gregnant.
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Keeping Up With The Brandos by stained_glass_cherry_blossom
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Dec 2025
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What if Dio met his match in a unhinged psych major?
alr basically i was writing this while procrastinating my thesis, also i drank a lot while writing it. this is basically my unfiltered daydreams abt being dio's wife in a modern era
the pacing is a little fucked up bc idk what i'm doing
i'll be posting everything i have already written, just editing a bit until it catches up
alr bye
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Just another Transformers Self-Insert by Yuzar
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024), The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
14 Dec 2025
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Sometimes life can change at an unexpected moment.
One moment you might be at your desk, drinking coffee and desperately trying to finish a job before a deadline.
Then you go over the dead-line and find yourself as a robot on the ground of an alien alley on an alien metal planet.Things that happen
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Tall majestic golden buildings reflect multicolor lights on their surface through the metallic city, a beacon of light in a world of darkness, with refined architecture and the superfine decorations surrounding the passers-by who crossed the centre of the city.
The roar of engines resonating through the metal combines with the screech of transformation gears with a constant background melody, a sweet music, rhythmic like the heartbeat, which seems to want to envelop everything around it in a tender embrace.[...]
Damn Primus and his f*cking 13 knock-off apostles!
What in the actual f*ck?Series
- Part 1 of Stories of an Expanded Universe
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"Yeah, my little brother, Regulus. He's technically in Slytherin housing, but he asked to room with us instead. He's probably in his room studying. Reggie!" they called out suddenly, making everyone jump. "Stop being antisocial! We've got a new human!"
"Sirius, you can't just yell—" Remus started, but the green door opened.
Regulus Black stepped out, and James felt his breath catch slightly.
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Jegulus slow burn because I need to get better at writing slow burn.
I shall try update this fic when I can and I should be finished early 2026!!
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- Part 3 of JEGULUS FANFICSSS
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Three times past lovers Jeonghan and Joshua caught glimpses of each other, and the one time they met.
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A desperate letter sparks an international mission that pulls Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy into a world of cults, curses, and conspiracies.
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- Part 7 of THE VALA-VERSE Harry Potter stories
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No Strings Attached by TofuLoveTofu for SetLoafToTheRain
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
13 Dec 2025
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Enjoying her last night of freedom before she's betrothed to a man she's never met before, Rumi has a one night stand with a handsome stranger.
Only to find the next day that the man she's going to marry is the same person she had slept with the night before.
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"I don't know what your taking about. I am not a deviant." by mspaintauthor
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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Connor and Hank have a very touching (pun intended) moment as Hank revives Connor from being shot in his Thirium Pump.
As peace comes for androids and humans, Connor chooses to hide his deviancy from Hank. Intending to do it for the long run.
And all because he felt embarrassed that he kissed hank when he was dying.
Also they will fuck a lot trust
Don't mind the tags I couldn't get them to work ok
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The Monster You Made by kasperhowl
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
13 Dec 2025
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Drunk on blood in New York, Edward writes Carlisle a blood-soaked letter after killing four child predators who reminded him of the man who once saved him, and then slowly destroyed him.
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- Part 2 of Three Lives
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- English
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- 624
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- 1/1
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Teacher’s pet by Loveelyson
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Dec 2025
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First day back to school again. Summer 25 OVER. Just like that. Helaena goes back to school not bothered by anyone at all, as usual.
Minutes pass into class, everybody goes silent as someone enters the room, he looks dreamy, attractive, eyes wandering full of sparkles.
New student? Transferee?
Giggles from excited girls to have someone to thirst over in their class, until he goes straight to the front and introduces as a teacher leaving everybody shocked. “Call me,
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Crystal Closet Queen by criticalerr0r for SHSLFanfictionWriter
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Dec 2025
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Giorno wakes up in a dark museum, surrounded by statues in boxes. Well, that was an annoying disruption to his day.
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- English
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- 2,344
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- 1/1
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John Smith's Wild Wacky Hijinks 5 by Johnsmith67
Fandoms: Original Work, Family Guy (Cartoon), Christian Bible, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), Vocaloid, Fortnite (Video Game), Madagascar (Movies), Breaking Bad, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
12 Dec 2025
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john smith and the gang come back together after some time apart due to the prior defeat of mickey mouse. join them as they go on their zany adventures!
the first 4 parts were found dead in the bronxSeries
- Part 4 of John Smith's World
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A Court Of Flames And Shadows by Saika_Sinner
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
12 Dec 2025
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Beneath layers of thick, insignificant letters and trade agreements, his hand closed on a sealed letter stamped with the blood-red wax of the crest of Autumn. His pulse spikes, pounding hard enough to make his vision blur momentarily. He knew before he broke the seal that whatever was inside was meant for anyone besides him. And still, his scarred fingers slid underneath the wax and tore it open.
Eris.
Mate.
Bond.
The words carved into Azriel like a blade. His knees nearly buckled, and for a heartbeat, he told himself this had to be a lie, some elaborate version of a cruel joke. But the paragraph dripped with truth.
Eris's truth.
And Rhysand's silence.
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Coisas que eu anotei sobre você - Narusasu by Morganiteaguda
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Dec 2025
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Sasuke Uchiha é um professor amargo, pai solteiro, com seus trinta e sete anos de vida e dezenove de carreira, excepcional e premiado, que vive numa solitude espessa. Naruto é um universitário inconsequente, vivendo sozinho num apartamento pequeno, barato e bagunçado, alternando as aulas, que leva com a barriga, com festas e um turno noturno num restaurante de lámen barato.
Depois do loiro empurrar a matéria obrigatória para o segundo semestre, se depara com o difícil, porém atraente, professor de história contemporânea.Entre desavenças de mundos tão distantes e diferentes um do outro, a aproximação começa de maneira simples: Sasuke, por acaso, começa a recomendar livros ao garoto. Naruto, por acaso, lê cada um deles.
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"I don’t want this," I whispered, but my body betrayed me, trembling under his touch.
"Not yet, but you will. Because you're mine now, Nari. Mine to touch, mine to keep," His fingers trail up my thigh, paying no mind to my flailing as he moved my dress further up. "And mine to break over and over again until you realize the reality that you belong to me.”
His other hand cups my face, thumb gently brushing across my lower lip, and despite everything, they part slightly. I hear his sharp intake of breath.
"Perfect," he murmurs. "So fucking perfect."
"Please stop," I try summoning every ounce of authority I had left. "Baby, I'm serious. You can’t -!"
He silences me with his mouth.
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jeonghan misses joshua. oh, who wouldn't?
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Todos en Starr Park saben que Willow, la gondolera de la atracción de "El Pantano del Amor", está locamente enamorada de Mortis, dueño del mortuario del parque. Sin embargo, se le rompe el corazón al descubrir que su amado ya está enamorado de otra chica. Vuelta en celos, Willow comienza a acechar a su nueva rival, sin imaginarse lo que ocurrirá después.
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- Part 1 of Bad Romance
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He knows all the signs already. It's all in the way Renjun's ears flop forward when he's feeling needy, the faint shimmer of honey-scented slick gathering at the base of his tail, the little hiccup in his breathing whenever he gets close. The sight of his baby in pain was terrible to him, and he knew bunny hybrids’ pompon tails could get very sensitive whenever they touched anything during that time of the month, which is why he tried to shut his dirty thoughts off when seeing his boyfriend half naked, ass up on the couch.
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Matt and David , two teens preparing for adult hood start to embark on a new journey together, facing discrimination, sexuality and transparency. Will they ever get through this hellish journey together?
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sewage grenade angst (kind of)
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- Part 1 of twigs osc fics