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Zim tries soul food.
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Zim, a 11 year old Irken is sent to conquer mysterious planet “Urth” as a “top secret” mission by his Almighty Tallests, Red and Purple. He believes that this is a top secret mission, but that is further than the truth.
He meets a “Urthinoid” boy his age, Dibert “Dib” Membrane. A weird and kind of unhinged boy with a not-so-good reputation. His only friend is this other boy named Keef Cooksey, another social reject, who have an unlikely friendship despite their differing personalities.
Dib has a mean younger sister, Gazlene “Gaz” Membrane, who couldn’t care less about Zim.
Zim and Dib quickly become sworn enemies, but, will this be the case for the rest of their lives? Or will this be subject to change?
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Basically if I had written IZ. Featuring my own headcanons, interpretations, and ships. :)I’ll try my best to update this as much as I can lmao. I try to update this fic at least once or twice a month though.
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- Part 1 of IZ: Aliens Exist: A Invader Zim Rewrite
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Tallest Miyuki is dead. Long may Tallest Spork's shadow fall.
But Tallest Spork only reigns for a year before Red and Purple become Tallest! And they're nowhere near tall enough!
Do the boy's hit a growth spurt or . . . does something happen to every Irken between them and the title?
But that's none of Pinq's business. They will become Tallest somehow, one way or another.
(. . . but isn't even Pinq taller than them right now?)Series
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this is my first work on a03 so I'm not sure how this works :[
Dib has had a terrible week and fallen into a bad headspace. Zim wants to get back to their normal routine, and get Dib out of his schmoopy act.. Irkens aren't experienced with human emotion, and it seems he has only scraped the surface of what dib is really going through.this is just gonna be a quick thing I think :]
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While on a family vacation that he’d much rather not be on, Dib encounters a strange being in the woods. This being’s name is Wander, or so he claims, and he wound up on this planet by complete accident after falling through a wormhole. He won’t tell Dib what exactly he is, and he dodges every question about his home planet.
As much as Dib would love to dissect this thing and figure out what it is, other things preoccupy his mind. Zim has been planning something, something big, and Dib fears that this might actually be the time Zim’s plan succeeds. If only there was a way to destroy the Irken Empire once and for all…
Meanwhile, the Irkens catch wind of this wormhole and the creatures that fell through it. Specifically, there is one remaining member of a species they destroyed several millennia ago. This species possessed powers beyond Irken understanding, and now, the newest Irken leaders agree that they would love to get their hands on these powers.
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"Тепер, коли Діб підійшов ближче, він міг розгледіти, що синці рубиновими очима Зіма стали глибшими і темно-зеленими… що добре контрастувало з його неприродньо попелястою шкірою.
― Що насправді відбувається, Зіме?
― Це тебе не стосується, смердюче, ― той спробував відштовхнути Діба. Раніше це далося б йому без будь-яких зусиль, але цього разу він просто вдерся в живіт Діба руками і якщо б не це, то скоріш за все, впав би на підлогу. ― Добре! Поки що твоїй дурній планеті нічого не загрожує. Це тільки тимчасова пауза, бо Зім має інше завдання!"___
"Now, as Dib moved closer, he could see that the bruises under Zim's ruby eyes had become deeper and darker green… a nice contrast to his unnaturally ashen skin.
― What's really going on, Zim?
― This is none of your business, stinky human, ― the tried to push Dib away. Previously he would have done it without any effort, but this time he simply dug his hands into Dib's stomach and if it hadn't been for that, he would most likely have fallen to the floor. ― Good! So far, nothing threatens your stupid planet. But don't relax! This is only a temporary pause, because Zim has another task!" -
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Red and Purple share a dorm as Elites, they slowly find out they're made for each other, as friends!
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During a lunch holiday, The Massive gets stuck in a fly thru on Foodcourtia. That's it, that's the fic.
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The early-mid days of Pinq being in the army.
Pinq is having a hard time adjusting, going from Comfortable isolation in her own personal kingdom to the bottom of the heap on a crowed army ship.
But it's okay, Red and Purple called dibs.
And have no problem reinforcing that to the rest of the ship.Series
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"Чи потрібні йому ці вдячність і увага безликих істот з Ірка замість одного єдиного?"
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"Does he really need this gratitude and attention from faceless creatures from Irk in exchange for just this special one?"
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Pinq, in an attempt to distract herself from everything, cooked way too much food.
If she sends the food to Red and Purple, then it will only be taken as her putting them in her debt, right? It wouldn't be weird at all for her to send them some care packages. That's totally normal.
Right?Series
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Загублені, занедбані, зламані, дві істоти, які просто виконували свою роботу. Астронавти-смертники, імен яких ніхто не згадає і на чию могилу ніхто не принесе квітів. Яка іронія, що саме їм належить врятувати світ, у якому їх ніхто не чекає.
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Lost, abandoned, broken, two beings who were simply doing their job. Suicide astronauts whose names no one will remember and whose graves no one will bring flowers to. How ironic that they are the ones who are supposed to save a world where no one is waiting for them.
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Invader Zim is dead! ...but before we get to that, let's go back a couple of centuries.
Misunderstood because of his neurodivergent impulses, a young Irken named Zim forges an unlikely but profound friendship with Purple, a fellow Smeet with an equal desire for praise and love.
But when given his chance for a due, would Zim have followed his dreams or his heart?
(References both the movie and the Musical)
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A Stranger In A Strange Land by Somebodyz08
Fandoms: Invader Zim, My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
13 May 2025
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When Rainbow Dash shows off her rainboom to her friends, an irken passing by crashes his ship from the impact.
This irken now has to wait for help to arrive. During his wait, the girls decide to share their pony culture with this strange alien.
But this irken is holding secrets that could cause disaster if it were to spill. Can he keep it a secret long enough for help to arrive, or will the secrets spill, risking a war between Irkens and the inhabitants of Equis (the planet that Equestria is on)?
[ON INDEFINITE HIATUS]
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- Part 1 of Equestria At War With Irk
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After a cheerful blow to the head from GIR leaves 17-year-old Dib concussed, Zim keeps him in his base for a week—observing, “caring,” and misinterpreting everything. When Dib returns home to find no one noticed he was gone, this time he feels the full impact of how no one would care if something fatal actually happened to him. Zim thinks they’ve bonded. Dib’s too tired to argue.
Dib angst is my therapy.
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[REPOSTED FROM QUOTEV BTW]
After a horrible lab experiment gone wrong, Alora is sent to a small unfamiliar planet called Earth, told to prove herself worthy of returning to the empire by researching and getting the planet ready for preparation of Invasion. However, things aren't as easy as Alora comes to accept the fact she was just thrown to the side to get her out of the way (which she already knew.), and now has to adjust to life on Earth, while contemplating if returning to the empire is truly what she desires.
[ The story is incomplete, and everything is subject to change, please be patient with the author, as motivation is hard to come by :,) ]
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The after math of a battle with the Irken Empire and the duo of Zim and Dib.
[ THIS IS A CONTINUATION OF MY OTHER FIC,, I HIGHLY ADVISE YOU TO READ IT BEFOREHAND. ]
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- Part 2 of Truthseeking
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A series of transcripts have been found. They follow a prisoner of the Irken empire and the data he has collected.
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At age 16, a mark appears on Dib’s left wrist. He hadn’t been expecting that. He assumed he would be like his dad, going through life as a lone wolf, entirely devoted to his work. However, this mark changes everything. Once he finds the person with an identical mark on their right wrist, then he will have found his soulmate.
He enjoys imagining what his soulmate will be like. However, once he actually meets them, he’s not only crushed, but furious. What do you do when you meet your soulmate, but you don’t like them? Worse yet, what if they aren't even human?
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Moxxie is hiding a secret but what?