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When Stede Bonnet ran away from his wife and children to start a new life, he never imagined he would find himself the star attraction of a carnival show under the ringleadership of one Isrial "Izzy" Hands, but he can't complain. At least not until Izzy decides to steal a real-life merman and set sail for America to make a name for themselves. However, no matter how beautiful the creature Stede has taken to calling Ed may be, there is a darkness behind those sweet eyes that may cost them all their lives
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when I see your light shine (I know I'm home) by yaz113
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Sep 2025
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When their old group home shuts down, social worker Izzy Hands and former foster parent Stede Bonnet pretend to be a couple to keep three displaced teens together. It’s supposed to be temporary, but between court-mandated support groups, science experiments gone awry, and one very suspicious caseworker, pretending to be a family starts feeling a lot like becoming one.
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The Bells of St Augustine by Davechicken, Shadow_Side
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Sep 2025
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With Inaltus taken care of, and some last-minute shenanigans dealt with, Stede, Ed, Izzy, Lucius and Pete head off to enjoy their long-awaited polymoon in style. When they get home, things finally seem to be going back to normal... until the Bellringers come calling, with an offer the boys can't quite refuse, and a whole raft of new problems along with it.
And that's not even counting the crack-dealing lesbians, the international visitors, or the challenge of trying to plan Jack and Maynard's wedding.
And let's not get started on what Ricky Banes is really up to...
Ask not for whom the bell tolls... because you might just find out!
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- Part 4 of Our Badge Means Justice
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Sequel to the Kraken & The Quill - Ed finally reopened The Kraken to be the type of place he always wanted it to be. Some place safe, a haven. He and Stede are newly engaged, about to move into together. Plus, he gets to be bonus dad to two amazing teens - Alma & Louis.
But his past is catching up with him. An self-proclaimed anonymous vigilante targeting Ed is seeking to undo all his and the crew's hard work. To undermine the safety they are trying to establish.
Ed, well, still in a fragile space left.
Now Stede, Izzy, and the crew are trying to figure out who Anonymous is. Is it a plot for revenge? Who is to say, all they know is that they are fighting for their home bar and its reputation. While Ed is struggling with the monster within having left them all, afraid he will drag them all down.
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- Part 2 of Kraken & Quill
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On the surface, Stede and Charlotte Bonnet are eccentric philanthropists and successful business leaders. In reality, they’re former MI5 operatives whose marriage is both a profound love story and a carefully maintained cover. Their company, BonaBon, isn’t just logistics and security...it’s a front for a much larger game.
When Edward “Blackbeard” Teach, Israel Hands, and crew of consultants enter their lives to broker a high-stakes partnership, the dynamic shifts. Stede finds himself drawn to Ed in ways that blur the line between business and personal, while Charlotte battles the suffocating control of her father, the Home Secretary, whose reach and cruelty still haunt her. Beneath the witty banter there’s a simmering web of betrayal, coded loyalties, and the looming shadow of government conspiracies.
This isn’t just about deals and espionage. It’s about chosen family versus blood, about reclaiming agency from abusive legacies, and about whether love can survive when everything around you is a carefully crafted mask. If you love stories that weave sharp humor with slow-burn tension, political intrigue with deeply human relationships, and espionage with romance, Project Lavender is for you.
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Ed's career has stagnated. Ed's everything has stagnated. At thirty, he has no idea who he is or where he wants to go, and maybe it doesn't matter at this stage. Even Stede seems more of a dream then a reality. Can a holiday across Europe with Anne help him find himself? Maybe. But when you're as famous as Ed Teach, the world is never far from your door.
Izzy is doing as best he can to help keep Ed afloat in an increasingly complicated world. It's hard work, but someone has to do it. And if he doesn't, if he takes one day off, what does that make him? What does he have to contribute? Is it a good idea to stay with Ed at all? Or is there a better opportunity waiting in the wings? He might find out if Bonnet would leave him the fuck alone.
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- Part 5 of Made for You
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Arts and crafts day goes extremely awry when Stede, Alma, Louis, and Lucius are somehow pulled from 2025 into the old oil seascape they embellished together. Unfortunately, what they added to the waves was a 1717 pirate battle surrounded by vicious hungry sea monsters.
Now Stede's the captive of a mouldy maniac, spared from threats of gruesome torture only as long as he keeps sharing all the Mozart and Bach he can remember from the future, while Lucius and the kids were saved from becoming sabre-toothed shark poo by the crew of the legendary Blackbeard, who is really nothing like the stories.
Sometimes you find your family in very unexpected places. And sometimes a mutiny and a velvety suit help.
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- Part 1 of A Bit of Whimsy
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Stede Bonnet is a famous romance author, recovering from the breakup of his marriage and suffering from writer's block. Through an incredible twist of fate, he changes his life and meets the man of his dreams, village librarian Ed Teach.
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Edward and most of the crew need to leave for two weeks, so Ed decided to leave Stede in the care of his old friend Calico Jack- Spoiler alert, Stede is not well cared for.
Instead, Calico Jack uses Stede as a hostage for himself and Ned Low to get revenge of blackbeard.
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What Else We Do In The Shadows Minisodes by our_flag_means_yippee
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (2014), Our Flag Means Death (TV), Original Work
28 Sep 2025
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This will be a collection of unrelated, one shot scenes of my characters from my AU, What Else We Do In The Shadows. Majority of them will be comedic 3:00 am ideas that may or may not make it into future episodes.
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Professor Stede Bonnet has another idea for a fake date with Professor Ed Teach. But will one of them finally speak up about how he’s really feeling?
Cross-posting from Bluesky.
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- Part 5 of Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea
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It's Lucius' favourite memory; he's never going to forget that day. The world was a cruel place back then; his family had shunned him, and he was drifting from town to town in search of a home. He was given more kindness by a stranger than his family had offered him in the last decade.
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At a convention far from home, Lucius has an interaction with his favourite actor that's reminiscent of his first interaction with the man, several years prior.
But that night, in the hotel's restaurant, Lucius finds himself seated opposite that same actor, and for the first time in his life, he's the focus of somebody else's attention.
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Podfic of "The Reno Cure" by Rotten_Soldier by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Sep 2025
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It’s the summer of 1959, and classics professor Stede Bonnet is determined to become a new man. He’s made two monumental changes so far: he’s resigned his position at the University of Chicago, where he has taught for his entire career, and he’s left his wife Mary, to whom he has been married for nine years. Now he’s off to the only place in the United States where you can get a no-fault divorce: the deserts of Nevada. He’s checking in to a so-called Divorce Ranch just outside of Reno, where he’ll spend the requisite six weeks establishing residency. After that, it’s off to California to assume his new teaching position and his new life.
It's the summer of 1959. Ed Teach has been living in Reno since he was a teenager. He's a radio DJ, an artist, a handyman and a fixture of the community, particularly popular in the underground gay nightlife scene that is still recovering from the brutal vice raids of the McCarthy era.
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- Part 1 of From Reno With Love
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The day a corpse with a missing heart appears in the courtyard of a local museum forges an unlikely alliance between neurotic, newly divorced historian Stede Bonnet and reclusive, legendary FBI Agent Edward Teach.
As they deal with the surfacing of a new, dangerous serial killer and establish a plan to unveil the mysterious Heart Ripper's identity, the two of them have to overcome their past and learn to trust each other as they grow closer together.
Will working together as a team be enough to catch the deranged killer, who seems to be watching their every move?
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Podfic of "Through the Looking Glass" by blooming_aloe, meg_ofmd by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Sep 2025
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In 2025, best friends Ed and Stede are a week away from opening the flagship store for their joint fashion brand, Gentlebeard. Stede finds an ornate mirror in a new antiques shop, and purchases it for the store, despite warnings from a strange blond Scotsman.
In 1718, Ed and Stede are getting ready to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. The crew brings them an anniversary gift, an ornate mirror that they found on a raid, despite Frenchie's insistence that the mirror is cursed.
The mirror may not be cursed, but 2025 Ed and Stede, and 1718 Ed and Stede quickly learn that it is magic when they swap places.
There's just one tiny problem: there aren't any instructions for how to get home again.
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Finally, at 43, pop star Edward Teach is about to get his fairytale ending. He’s got the perfect guy—handsome, kind, patient, and most importantly: crazy about Ed. When his boyfriend proposes, it should be an easy yes, yes, a million times yes! There’s just one problem. Ed’s kinda sorta already married, and he hasn’t spoken to the guy in seventeen years.
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In Every Generation by dimsimkitty, Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
26 Sep 2025
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Supposedly, in every generation there is a chosen one. One girl who alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.
But sometimes… things don’t go as planned.
A OFMD/Buffy The Vampire Slayer AU Featuring:
- Rogue Demon Hunter/Trying his best to be an adequate parent Stede Bonnet
- Slayer/Definitely just a normal girl (seriously, don’t tell her dad about the slayer thing, she’s going through enough as it is) Alma Bonnet
- Watcher/Regular ol’ tweed-wearing guidance counselor Ed Teach
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Pete figured it out? by veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Good Place (TV)
25 Sep 2025
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Stede and Ed think they’re in the good place - or are they?
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You'd Better Not Get Too High by goodmorningburger (richcreamerybutter)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Sep 2025
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The opportunity to accompany a wealthy dowager across the Atlantic is one that a young Edward Teach can't pass up. He has no idea how long she intends to stay in Barbados, but he does know that he'll likely return with enough money to build a better life for his mother.
In the meantime, all he has to do is keep his head down.
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Edward thought he was very wise when he suggested that his centaur lover should take a year to think deeply whether he wants to tie his fate to a human forever. In fact, that was so selfless and enlightened of him that it was almost out of character. Edward was surprised himself.
It was a good idea though, and one that would allow the rewards to multiply for Edward to reap.
The Truce Moon has arrived, so he’s on his way to the meeting point, with his young heart filled with impatience, love and apprehension, knowing that if he sees Stede standing on the little clearing that it means that he has definitely – and completely freely – decided to give his heart to Edward forever.
Ed will just make a short detour, to obtain a wedding gift worthy of the joyous occasion.
And to unwittingly start a war.