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The lanyard was placed in her hand deliberately, almost ceremoniously.
Oscar looked down.
OSCAR PIASTRI
RACE ENGINEER 2021
ORACLE RED BULL RACING…plus a barcode, and some fine print she didn’t bother reading.
She stared at the plastic badge for three full seconds, her mind cycling through scenarios: a prank? Too elaborate. Weak eyesight? Maybe.
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In which, Oscar Jacqueline Piastri, three-time world champion and professional F1 driver, wakes up to what she assumes is a PR stunt—only to find herself in a version of reality that doesn't make sense.
Oh well.
Even, if she is in a different world, her mission is clear: Max Verstappen is her driver here, so it's her job to make sure he wins—no matter what.
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- Part 2 of Oscar Piastri
- Part 2 of F1 drivers
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Oscar had wished to see Lando again for nearly ten years.
It turns out that was a stupid thing to wish for, because seeing him was easy.
Interacting with him now, however, was not.
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All Lando had to do was keep quiet, or be quick with the mute button.
Oscar is such a terrible distraction though. -
Trust The Leap Of Faith (how long can I ignore the red string) by Pinkvettel
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
30 Dec 2025
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Oscar doesn't believe in soulmates. But he has every right to get irritated over the fact his soulmate seems to refuse to reply or react to Oscar's doodles. Ungrateful prick.
Carlos loves the concept of soulmates. Only that he's terrified to mess it up since he was sure he didn't even have a soulmate for a big chunk of his life.
In comes them both moving to London.
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Lando Norris had a Michelin-starred life in London, until his grandma’s will yanked him back to the middle-of-nowhere town he’d escaped. The catch? She left her struggling waffle shop 50/50 to him… and to Oscar Piastri.
Oscar. The hot, petty baker next door who’s been his childhood enemy since the Great Kangaroo Incident of 2005 (a misunderstanding, for the record). Now, thanks to a clause only a chaotic grandma would write, they’re stuck running the place together.
It’s a disaster.
Oscar thinks Lando’s a pretentious city boy who abandoned his roots. Lando thinks Oscar’s a judgemental hermit who seasons everything with spite.
Their only common ground is a mutual desire to win the town’s annual holiday thing—mostly so they can gloat over each other.
Between fighting over batter consistency and who gets to use the good mixer, they’ve got twelve days to turn this mess around. But as grudges start to thaw faster than frozen blueberries, they might discover that their grandma’s real recipe wasn’t for waffles at all.
It was for this. Whatever 'this' is.
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- Part 2 of landoscar bites ☆
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Oscar walks beside Mark, half-listening as he rambles about sponsor meetings, pretending she doesn’t notice the bright bursts of paparazzi flash around her.
Ahead of her—walking in the opposite direction—comes a cluster of Red Bull personnel, and at the centre stands Helmut Marko, the last person she wants near her morning.
They pass each other—Oscar moving forward, the Red Bull group moving toward her—and as they slip by, Marko turns his head deliberately, eyes flicking over her as he speaks with a bladed smile.
“Schwanzlutscher.”
It’s spoken like a compliment.
Like he thinks she’s too stupid to understand it.Oscar only flashes him a grin even sharper than his own.
In smooth, fluent German (thank you, Mickie), she fires back:
“Yeah—you are. But what about me?”Then she simply strides ahead to catch up with Mark, who watches her with the quiet resignation of her actions, ignoring the way Marko goes wine-red as he splutters and yells after her
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After three brutal years in Formula 1, Oscar Piastri wakes up back in August 2022 and decides she’s going to become the greatest driver the world has ever seen.
Whether F1 wants her to or not.
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- Part 10 of A Femininomenon. A what? A Femininomenon!!!
- Part 1 of F1 drivers
- Part 1 of Oscar Piastri
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McLaren actually gave Lando and Oscar reading materials about how to avoid teammate conflicts from case studies in the past. They're not taking it seriously. Or maybe too seriously.
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- Part 2 of Formula supernatural
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“Woke up with a pair of these. Splendid, you'd reckon.” Oscar jeers. Carlos hasn't heard a single word of what he just said because Oscar's t-shirt, normally looser and properly fitting – is stretched tight around his chest, the swell of his chest– breasts obvious.
Oscar wakes up with a brand new pair of tits, and unanimously decides that Carlos should solve it like it is his fault.
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- Part 1 of morphological mishaps
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“You know,” The Aussie started, a slightly teasing tone in his voice. Lando looked over at him.
“You don’t look anything like your music taste.” An obvious jab, whether it was passive or not was up to the elder’s interpretation.
Lando looked at him for a moment. Strangely, Oscar might add. Before his face flushed ever so slightly.
He was embarrassed.
“Does that matter?” He said timidly, the Aussie immediately noticed the sudden change in Lando’s demeanor. The usually loud, abrasive Lando Norris seemed to have taken a rain check in their conversation.
That intrigued Oscar more than he was willing to admit. He’s never seen Lando so.. shy about something before.
“Depends on who you ask. You sure don’t dress nearly as emo as the songs you listen to.” Little to Oscar’s knowledge that remark would later make him eat his words.
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Después de su podium en Imola, Lando sale a celebrar con Daniel a una fiesta donde se topa con un hermoso desconocido.
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white smoke in my lungs, black you in my veins | geoscar
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Loving your teammate is like holding a live grenade. Sooner or later, it will blow up in your face. Lando knows this. But he still can't let go.
He knew the rules: don't fall for your teammate, especially when that teammate is the closed-off, straightforward Oscar Piastri, who seems to notice nothing but the track and the championship. Lando tries to keep his distance, but he's never been good at denying himself what he truly wants.
When the line between friendship and something more begins to blur, Lando is forced to make a choice: risk everything for a ghost of a chance, or bury his feelings forever to protect the team and the person who matters to him most.
A story about the sea, the little things, hope, and pain. And, of course, about love.
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Lando le debe un favor a Oscar después de lo que hizo en la carrera, y se asegura de que lo pague.
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Those perfect green eyes behind the screen, Oscar wonders,
Do they really feel this way?
And in another part of the world, those brown eyes behind the helmet, Lando wonders,
Do they really feel that way?
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Lando norris get's on Oscar Piastri's nerves, but two can play that game.
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"The One Where Oscar and Lando Try to Fake a Break-Up and Start a Family Meeting™ Instead."
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Lando lifts his head from the pillow. “Why’d you stop?”
Oscar leans forward, bracing his hands on Lando’s chest. He laughs once, annoyed. “Because, you won’t stop talking about your boyfriend.”
aka lando cheats on carlos with oscar
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Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri are teammates in Formula 1.
On track? They're a perfect duo — all precision and synergy.
Off track? A ticking time bomb — made of tension and desire.Lando’s always been that guy: easy smile, quick wit.
He knows exactly the kind of effect he has on people, and he uses it like a weapon — almost like a sport.
A cheeky wink here, a double-edged comment there.
Drivers, mechanics, journalists — he’s had all sorts of hungry eyes on him.
And he loves it. He lives for the teasing. Lives for the win.But Oscar Piastri?
Oscar plays a whole different game. -
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Lando had insisted that they were going to celebrate his birthday regardless of the race results, and after much pleading and a few threats, Oscar had agreed.
Oscar was well prepared to make him face the consequences of that by getting absolutely smashed. It was his birthday after all.
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- Part 3 of Triangulum (Deltoton)