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Many years ago, Philza was an expert assassin for an international crime syndicate; dubbed the Angel of Death and known and feared by all. These days, however, washed up, hurt, and lonely, he finds it difficult reconciling his mired past with the everyday chores of a civilian.
A lot changes once he crosses paths with coach Technoblade.
; or, Former Assassin!Philza and Gym Coach!Technoblade AU
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A collection of one shots for the ship Techno/Squid.
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The Quote Book by AlliumXP
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
16 Sep 2025
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This is literally just a DSMP/OSMP quote book :P
(I should have a new quote out daily [that's a lie it's when I remember] and if you’re lucky 2 *cough cough* I mean 5…)
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- Part 10 of DSMP Fics
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Sea of Stars (not so alone anymore) by Smack_n_cheese
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
04 Sep 2025
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The International Commission of Earth sends Technoblade on a mission to mars to check out some possible illegal activates to per say "stop at all costs". He discovers that the universe isn't as empty as he had hoped it would be and now he has to learn all of it alone, or so he thought.
or: Special operations infiltrator Technoblade gets yoinked into an adventure he did not at all ask for, thank you. he gets friends and family he never thought he'd ever deserved but here he is: bamboozled.
or: or: I got the sbi/si-fi brain rot from reading a few other fics, playing Mass Effect and watching people play Helldivers so I decided we needed more and I'd make my first one.
I will not wright wilbursoot's character into this fic so we die like men with 3/4. support shubble and other victims
As always this fic is about the characters not the creators themselves if this makes anyone uncomfortable I will remove it immediately, be respectful please. Have a good day
Edit for the release of chapter 63: The main plot is done, more updates in this story are to come but for those that don't want to read an unfinished story, dw I got you :p
arc 1 ch 1-17 (intro) -- arc 2 ch 18-63 (main plot) -- arc 3 fun *tm
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"you must learn, once you have sampled the freedom of a life without a chain, that it is better to return and be chained again." - how to be a dog
dream comes to techno with a request: stand by while he's executed.
it's not a request that techno likes but he trusts the strange, green necromancer. but this time death is permanent and in the wake of dream's final death, things on the server begin to fall apart. techno and the syndicate take up the task of trying to stop the server from descending into rampant capitalism and possible war. it's not easy. they need help from old friends.
then out of the shadows comes a nameless person clad in black, identity hidden behind a black dog mask to offer support. can they trust this person? do they have any choice?
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Tommy lives in a small village near the castle with his godfather Sam, that is until Prince Dream starts to pursue him as his royal apprentice. Tommy runs away into the forest where he finds a castle full of weird, magical people and a huge, pig-like beast.
So I wrote this a while ago and decided to revamp it and finish it up. I would like to remind people that I don't support a couple of creators in this story that I won't be mentioning by name, but I am exclusively working with the DSMP characters. Please be respectful. -
Potatoes Isn’t All I’m Working On: Squidkid, Legendary Armour, and Doing Things Properly by antimony_medusa
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jun 2025
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The top of the leaderboards in Hypixel Skyblock have long been occupied by the best of the best, those among us who excel at feats of strength, of magic, of creativity and of survival. To be highly ranked in a skill is to know that the list of your peers is short—that you have achieved a height of excellence few can match. However, as becomes clear to anyone interacting with those at the top of the leaderboard, static numbers don’t tell the whole story. Today we dive deep with a figure behind one of the most exciting and interesting skill competitions on the market, a conflict rooted in a most unexpected skill set: potato production.
Or: the Squid Kid interview.
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- Part 5 of Zine Works
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The Skyblock Dictatorship by TeamHuski
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Hypixel Skyblock - Fandom
30 May 2025
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"So, who are you voting for?" Deo asked Techno as they both made their way to the Community Center.
"Mmmmm, surprisingly enough, Barry. I mean, its not like he's any good, but I'll do it for the memes," Techno replied.
"Barry?? I mean, I guess it makes sense for the memes and stuff, but he's come in dead last EVERY YEAR! Plus, wouldn't you want to vote for the new guy? I think his name is Dante," Deo said.
Technoblade looked at Dante's statue, sitting in the middle of the election booth. The new man running for mayor was unlike the others. While each of the mayors wore some fancy outfit relating to their perks as a mayor, Dante's statue was different. His brown hair was mostly covered by a navy green army hat, with a golden seal on the front. His outfit matched his hat as well, the same green on his suit and pants, and gold buttons covering the front of the shirt. Something about his seemed weird.
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My take on what would have happened during the entire Dante mayor shit if the characters and NPC's were all real and Dante was even MORE of a menace than he already was. This AU is like really confusing but idk man, just read it i promise it was made with love -
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Tommy doesn’t have enough credits to pass. Lucky for him, his school counselor is generously letting him make up for those missing credits by working at a sketchy burger place he’s not too sure won’t just kidnap him and make him into the burgers
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Phil learns how to say potato in English, and Techno tells a story.
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A squid with a pig's crown by 1amtrash
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Mar 2025
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Techno and Squid have always been rivals—sure, they might have been friendly on some occasions but this doesn't change the fact that they're nothing, but mortal enemies!
So what happens when in an unexpected twist of fate, they end up as teammates in an event Techno doesn't even remember signing up for? Will they be able to put their differences aside for the sake of victory or will they only push each other closer to insanity?
And who the hell organized this tournament anyways?!
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Bottomblade Supremacy Hours by iinoyb
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Origin SMP
17 Feb 2025
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Bottom Techno enthusiasts come get your juice!
This is a place for me to fill requests and write oneshots because I'm horny and there's not enough bottom Techno on this godforsaken website. I write DSMP, OSMP, AUs, etc... Requests are currently open
This is not RPF, every story is about the characters and not the real people
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Tommy and Tubbo have grown up in abusive households living right next to eachother. They've gotten by the years through eachother, but one day Tommy meets someone that changes that for the both of them.
Ranboo spent the first few years of his life on the street until the Watson family found him and took him in. One day he meets Tommy and decides he wants a friend.
As the years go by, Tommy and Tubbo struggle with their living situations while Ranboo thrives, and a failed crime causes all three of them to meet. But what kind of secrets will be revealed when they all meet finally?
OR: Tommy angst because I live for it
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Storms are great for bringing people together. Though, that's a little hard when you live alone with no one but your dog.
Luckily, Techno has quite a few friends who like to freeload off his lukewarm cocoa.
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Where Things End by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Jan 2025
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Their expedition to the End was only supposed to last a week, maybe two if the team decided to push it, but when has anything in Quackity’s life ever gone right? Violent particle storms have them separated far from the End Weather Station. With only a few scattered com calls making it through to Fundy to the other researchers know his team is still alive.
At least first contact with the Elytrian’s didn’t end in everyone’s death?
A lot has happened. Between Squidkid’s potato “war” and the flock letting the team take shelter on their island, Quackity is hesitantly willing to call them friends. But something itches at the back of his head, an instinct that screams they’re Not Safe. To RUN. Even though there’s nowhere to run to
(Summary will probably change again, just can’t think of the right words)
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- Part 4 of Welcome to The End
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The other guy, Tommy doesn’t recognize. He has to bite his tongue to avoid laughing at this one.
It’s immediately obvious that he’s a rabbit hybrid. Even if you couldn’t see the tall ears and the stubby cotton-ball tail, he very clearly has the hyper instincts. Every time The Warden takes two seconds to back off from close quarters combat, in order to catch his breath, this guy seems like he can’t sit still in his adrenaline. Subtly bouncing on his heels like it’s a fun game.
As if it wasn’t already difficult to take him seriously, he has cotton candy pink hair, tied in a complicated braid, like some anime character. Either it’s his natural color somehow or he uses a lot of dye, because his ears and tail match.
Tommy leans over to Wilbur, holding back a grin. “We’re working with the creeper guy, right?”
The older boy shakes his head, seemingly unfazed. “Nope. The rabbit guy.”
Or: Tommy and Wilbur are spies, assigned to work together. Now Techno has been assigned to join them. These are the first impressions.
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- Part 1 of Secret Agent AU >:D
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“Would you like a chance at a new life, dear?”
The question struck him straight in the chest.
“What?”
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or, an AU where tommy is a minor sun god who annoys the shit out of technoblade. so joyous !
note : tags will be added as we go along and tws for each chapter will be put at the end as they include spoilers. There will be some heavy topics so I advice checking them to prepare yourself. Take care!
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Prompt for this day was Squid, so here's a little haiku about an enemy in the mines
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- English
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squid吸了吸鼻涕，翻身，像个蜘蛛一样在草地上爬行，向声源方向前进。抓到了声音主人的裤子，squid偷偷把手上的黑油蹭在techno裤脚处，再两只手分别握住techno的两条腿，扯着裤腿一步步往上爬。techno似乎被他的行为震惊住了，一句话也没说，也没任何动作，就这样让squid慢吞吞爬了起来。
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 3,926
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