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I Don't Need You Anymore by BeeTheBard for Pepper_P
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Feb 2021
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Famous musician Jaskier had a falling out with his kinda sorta not really boyfriend Geralt and writes Believe (by Cher) to sing at his next concert.
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Flowers and Brimstone by starstrikess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Dec 2025
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"Other than cats, Dragons are the only creature that is known to absorb magical energy directly from their environment,” Villentretenmerth says.
“Cats.” Jaskier’s question comes out flat. Villentretenmerth nods, sagely.
“Cats,” he says. “Nobody knows what they do with it.” Jaskier feels a headache coming on.
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18 Dec 2025
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The Good and Just by immortal_katharina99
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Dec 2025
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Following the Cats' betrayal at the Witcher Tournament, the witcher schools, realizing that King Radowit II's plot was just the tip of the spear, unite to create a Witcher Nation. All the schools except the Cats, that is. The Cats, having participated in the massacre of another school, are exiled and banned from this new nation.
The witchers isolate themselves in the northern kingdom of Kaedwen, leaving the Cat witchers and humanity to each other for almost a century. Then a bard steals the King of Renedia's pet and smuggles it into Kaedwen.
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12 Dec 2025
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Melodies and Mayhem by phiaura
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Dec 2025
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Jaskier gets fired from his job as a professor at Oxenfurt because of his political views, though the official excuse is that he plagiarised a fellow professor’s work.
Assets seized in reparation, and with nothing more than the belongings he can carry, he ends up accepting a job interview to teach at Kaer Morhen. The school is high up in the mountains, considerably smaller than Oxenfurt, and teaches a far more exotic population of students.
Jaskier has never even met an elf, or a dwarf, or a dragon for that matter. Not to mention anything about the school’s legendary guardians, who, as it happens, don’t seem to like him at all. He can understand. After all, Oxenfurt is far from friendly to anyone that isn’t human. If they don't seem to expect much better from him, he'll just have to show them.
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29 Oct 2025
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It all starts because of what Minho thinks is a misplaced hoodie stuffed into a book rack at the back of the archives. And the thing is, he recognizes the hoodie- it belonged to one of his classmates from his free elective course. He remembers it because his classmate, Bang Chan, wore the hoodie even when they were in the middle of a heat wave.
So Minho, being the decent person that he was, decides he might as well return it to the man.
But apparently decency was a one-step method to getting married because-
'Oh no,' one of his friends whispers.
'What?!' Minho demands, staring at both Bang Chan and then at his dramatic friend.
'This is- oh man, oh no!' the man wails, more distressed than Bang Chan.
'Tell me what's wrong!'
'Dude, Chan is a Selkie!'
Minho stares at the man, blinking once, twice, and then-
'-okay and-?'
'-that's his seal-skin!'
Minho might not be full-Magick and he might not be fully aware of Selkies and their specific Magick or culture but he definitely knew one thing.
'Oh my god,' Minho whispers, staring at Bang Chan, the Selkie and then at the hoodie in his hands.
'Exactly! Now you guys are married!'Bookmarked by BeeTheBard
08 Oct 2025
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I'll Be Good (For All of the Times I Never Could) by HatlessHoneybee
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Aug 2025
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Abandoned and cast away by Geralt, Jaskier is sick with heartache. The only logical solution is to throw himself into his old profession while battling this depression and sickness inside. He must make peace with the fact that his life as a bard and his relationship (whatever that was) with Geralt is over. Drowning himself in booze and blood, he doesn't ever expect to encounter the Witcher again until a fateful day at a nowhere tavern.
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14 Sep 2025