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    MARRIED?”

    “Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”

    “I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”

    “You can’t?”

    “He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”

    “Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.

    “I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”

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    Broken by the storm, burdened by the revelation that Jeeves was to blame for it all, Bertie begins to wonder whether Jeeves might be considering new employment.

    It breaks his heart.

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    Let it never be said that Lex Luthor isn’t a petty, spiteful bitch.

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    Unit Communication Log:
    SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
    SecUnit One: ...
    SecUnit One: Indeed.

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    A Vulcan named Stork works at a Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

     

    “"The benefits a human child would bring to your family are irrelevant, Sarek." He says. "Miss Burnham is a deeply traumatised young girl. One of her parents was murdered in front of her, the other is missing, likely dead. The silence that you seem to prefer in children is not a sign of strength."
    "That was not the reason I chose Burnham-" Sarek begins, but Stork cuts him off.
    "Our approach to these problems is integral. You can either be a catalyst, or a solution."”

     

    In which Stork does not deliver a child, but instead, advice- and a warning.

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