CassandraCaffrey
Fandoms
- Saw (Movies) (18)
- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (8)
- Shoot From The Hip Sketches (6)
- Gilmore Girls (TV 2000) (4)
- Jaws (Movies) (1)
Recent works
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stage play by CassandraCaffrey
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
01 Sep 2025
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Clarissa gets married, and Amanda descends into Wonderland.
Amanda’s two bottles deep. It doesn’t matter that she’ll be over Clarissa tomorrow, as she’s already promised herself. She whines and sniffles and Ethel taps at her sooty tears.
The first warning sign should have been the grin creeping over Ethel’s face. “Oh, deary, I wish I could help. Would you like me to help? Would you like that?”
Series
- Part 6 of Sapphic From the Hip (2025)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,367
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 17
- Hits:
- 100
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all you gotta do is just meet me by CassandraCaffrey
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches
30 Aug 2025
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Remember the Ice-Skating Change game?
Sam and Luke's characters return to the ice rink to try that date afresh. Things go better the second time around.
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- Part 5 of Sapphic From the Hip (2025)
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Alex wears a dress of Esmeralda's for off-screen plot reasons. Later, Esmeralda is persuaded to wear Alex's shirt.
(it's just the thirsty vampires girlfriends being thirsty vampire + slayer girlfriends)
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- Part 4 of Sapphic From the Hip (2025)
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Agatha stroked the brown paper wrapping, and somewhere in her chest responded the giddiness of two girls in a Saxony forest.
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- Part 3 of Sapphic From the Hip (2025)
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“Oh,” a voice said from the end of the couch, with all the calmness Alice currently lacked. A snap like a book being closed. “You’re awake.”
The back of Susan’s hand touched Alice’s forehead, and it all came rushing back.
Series
- Part 2 of Sapphic From the Hip (2025)
Recent series
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Sapphic From the Hip (2025) by CassandraCaffrey
Fandom: Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Never Give Annabelle A Gun - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
01 Sep 2025
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fics written for @sapphicfromthehipweek over on tumblr
- Words:
- 9,796
- Works:
- 6
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it's called saw cause you saw gilmore girls by CassandraCaffrey
Fandom: Gilmore Girls (TV 2000), Saw (Movies)
12 Nov 2023
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sometimes you binge the Saw films. and then you binge Gilmore Girls. and you write a series of unconnected fics which bring these two 2000s franchises together.
- Words:
- 6,141
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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- Words:
- 8,090
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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Cavendish, 1974;
The stars, it seems, have aligned: the rare weekend has arisen upon which both Ringo and the McCartneys will be in London at the same time. This is lucky, because Paul has something to tell Ringo — something nobody’s sure how John would react to if he were ever to find out.
Or: they’re lesbians, Harold. Eventual John/Paul with lots of other stuff along the way.
Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
24 Dec 2025
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For the prompt: McLennon crossover with 13 Going on 30. John goes to sleep one night when the Beatles were still struggling and he wakes up in the early 70s to find out he got everything he wanted and is one of the most famous musicians in the world but he doesn’t understand why he and Paul aren’t friends anymore….
Series
- Part 1 of Once in a Lifetime
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,159
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 324
- Kudos:
- 699
- Bookmarks:
- 107
- Hits:
- 16,089
Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
22 Dec 2025
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It happened every year. Ringo getting his hands on mistletoe. Paul can't remember a Christmas season where he didn’t mysteriously find some. Never really worked out for him though, never ended up with anyone kissing who they should.
Or: Ringo makes everyone except Paul and John kiss, and they're not quite sure why they're upset about that.
Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
22 Dec 2025
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Suddenly, I’m not Half the Man I Used to Be by CremeTangerine
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), Die Verwandlung | The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka
12 Oct 2019
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On one particularly Kafkaesque morning, Paul McCartney wakes up and discovers he has been metamorphosed into a giant beetle.
Series
- Part 3 of Have a Fab Halloween!
- Part 3 of The Robinson Folio
Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
18 Dec 2025
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a stranger on a foreign shore (a stranger in my soul) by callmemissodell
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
18 Nov 2022
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There's a ghost in Twickenham Film Studios. There's a ghost in George Harrison's body. There's a ghost of a chance of this working out for anyone.
Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
17 Dec 2025