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Arthur wakes up every morning to his loving husband. Arthur wakes up every morning in a house he loves. Arthur needs to wake up. Arthur, wake up. Wake up.
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Cobb just wants someone else to deal with Mal's annual rant about Christmas in LA. Arthur is the perfect target.
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"Why darling, aren’t you the belle of the ball?" The voice lacks its usual rumble and is instead a throaty velvet that has Arthur off-kilter. But the polished English accent and the cadence are all too familiar.
Arthur swallows. "Eames…?"
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Eames shows Arthur a new female forge. Arthur was not prepared for this.
Prequel to megaphone to my chest but can be read standalone.
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- Part 4 of they'll hang us in the louvre
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"For fuck’s sake, Eames." Brilliant, there’s that grumpy little furrow between Arthur’s angry eyebrows. "Can you go back to being concussed? I’m this close to taking that Yakuza bounty and murdering you myself. Please. Shut the fuck up."
Jackpot.
"Why don’t you make me?"
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Arthur and Eames are stuck in Eames’ Hanoi safe house for three more days. Eames has an idea for how they can spend their time.
Standalone PWP.
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- Part 3 of they'll hang us in the louvre
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"I wasn’t trying to suggest that you’re incapable of committing your own murders, darling. I just thought it might be nice for you not to have to. And thus he—" Eames scuffs the side of Fauré’s corpse with his shoe. "—is no longer your problem."
"He’s leaking all over my goddamn floor. This is definitely my fucking problem."
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Eames wants to show Arthur how much he cares, so he brings him a dead rat. (Or: Two men fall in love over a corpse)
Prequel to megaphone to my chest, but can be read standalone.
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- Part 2 of they'll hang us in the louvre
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The ways by which Eames woos Arthur. Standalone vignettes of two lives in a shared timeline.
Chronological order:
- Belle of the Ball (Pre-canon)
- wanna take you there (18 months prior to What the Cat Dragged In. Post-canon)
- What the Cat Dragged In (Post-Inception, around 2015/16)
- megaphone to my chest (October 2025)
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what you want, what you need (has been killing me) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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Ilya’s soulmate seems to care a lot, about some very, very, specific things. Ilya tries to imagine what it’d be like to be on the receiving end of that kind of focus, that intensity.
He thinks of Hollander staring him down during their last face-off. Hollander had looked like he wanted to rip Ilya’s stick from his hands and beat him with it. It was kind of hot, if Ilya’s being honest. It was even hotter when Hollander won the face-off.
Christ. Ilya really needs to stop fucking thinking about Shane Hollander.
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ilya rozanov has been ready to meet his soulmate since he was ten. he thinks it'd be great if they also got the memo, because he’s running out of space to keep all their ginger ale.
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- Part 2 of you and i might just be the best thing
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Bookmarked by Cosmoscopic
15 Jan 2026
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omega shane with fangs in a world where omegas are actually fucking terrifying.
and ilya wants him, blood and fangs and all.
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- Part 1 of NonTraditional OmegaVerse
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Bookmarked by Cosmoscopic
13 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander, hockey prodigy and captain of the Montreal Metros, has a secret: he's an omega. No one knows, not even his frequent hookup partner, Ilya Rozanov. Shane's carefully-cultivated life threatens to unravel when he forgets his medication. Now he's stuck in the middle of nowhere, on the brink of a heat.
Enter Ilya, cocky and arrogant alpha, who is determined to help Shane though his heat... and keep his secret.
Neither of them can predict the effect they will have on each other, and how one week in a snowed-in cabin will change the course of their lives forever.
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13 Jan 2026
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Hayden knows what he saw. Clear as day, right there in the middle of Shane’s text thread with Lily.
A dick pic.
Hayden keeps mindlessly scrolling Instagram—a pantomime of paying attention, not really taking in anything that’s passing across his screen. Mind racing as a series of realizations wash over him.
Christ, no wonder Shane was so cagey about Lily. No wonder he didn’t want to introduce her to the guys.
Hayden would like to believe that everyone would be chill with it, but he could think of at least five guys off the top of his head that would a hundred percent take issue with Shane dating a trans woman. He can imagine, far too easily, the kind of slurs that would get thrown around the locker room if anyone ever found out. Towards Lily, sure, but towards Shane too—because Shane had to be gay, if his girlfriend had a dick, right?
Or, Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance.Series
- Part 1 of The Lily Files
Bookmarked by Cosmoscopic
09 Jan 2026
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Lingua Russia by GrendelsMother
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Oct 2025
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“That’s wild, man. That is just weird.” Yannic paused. “You really think someone speaks Russian but is hiding it from you and just using it to do nice things for you?”
“Well, that is the question. Why would anyone do that? Why not just say they speak Russian?” Rodion had been wondering this all morning.
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A side story wherein Shane accidentally reveals that he speaks Russian while still playing for Montreal, which results in a cat and mouse game with a minor leaguer.
OC Rodion Tsetsov - Laval Arrows minor league center called up to replace a player.
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Bookmarked by Cosmoscopic
03 Jan 2026