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Adam needs a roommate. So, he does what any normal guy in his mid-thirties would do: asks ChatGPT to generate the perfect ad so he can find one.
When Lute comes across an ad for a roommate that sounds too good to be true, she figures it probably is. But, she's not in a position to turn down a potentially great opportunity, so she applies. To her surprise (and without any sort of screening whatsoever), she's accepted right away.
What could possibly go wrong?
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19 Oct 2025
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“Is that all it takes to make you moan? You’d be such a freak in the sheets, Lieutenant.”
“Hilarious. Respectfully, Sir, go deep throat a cactus.”
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Despite working together for years, Adam and Lute can't stand each other.
He thinks she's got a stick up her ass.
She thinks he's an idiot.
When Lute goes behind Adam's back to Sera and proposes they change their training regime for Extermination Day, Adam is hellbent on making her life miserable - until he learns it's in his best interest to work with her, not against her.
The problem is, neither of them counted on unexpected feelings getting in the way of their jobs, which makes things... tense for them.
What happens when one day, they accidentally take things a little too far?
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- Part 1 of Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
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12 Oct 2025
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Weiss thought she was prepared to meet the actress taking on the role of co-star, but when that woman turns out to be the person she made out with less than a month ago? She was less than thrilled. Especially when that woman was too young, childish, unprofessional, hot, cute, amazing… Too bad Weiss had rules against fraternizing with her coworkers. Then again, weren’t rules supposed to be broken?
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01 Aug 2021
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Later, she tells Weiss that she wants to get to know the Schnees better. I just think that they should do more than just stand me, you know? I think we can really grow to love each other.
“Baby, that’s nice and all,” Weiss says, voice strained, her deceptively strong hands fisted in Ruby’s hair, “but could we not talk about my family while you’re going down on me, please?”
Or: Weiss is in love with Ruby and Ruby will be damned if she can't get the rest of the Schnees to fall in love with her as wellBookmarked by CreamySoda
01 Aug 2021
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There she was.
Her tiny granddaughter.
She had a bit lighter skin than Luz and just about Amity’s hair color. And she was so damn tiny.
Eda found herself getting scared, suddenly. This was a really small kid. This was like, a stupidly small child. She would not hold that baby for any number of snails.
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Eda meets her newborn grandddaughter for the first time.- Language:
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01 Aug 2021