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impossibly possible by alleousai
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Dec 2025
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"The screen lit up. There was Peter, in his hoodie, AirPods dangling from his ears, looking for all the world a nodding seal whilst the Vicki lady interrogated him: kiss, marry or kill. And then his own voice, the barest cadence of a tremor:
“Um, kiss Nightwing …marry Red Hood, kill Red Robin?”
A strangled, animal sound tore from his throat. He was fucked."
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Peter, didn't ask for any of it: he ends up in a place called Gotham, goes viral on the internet, runs into Superman's ex-wife, gets an internship at the Daily Planet…all the while getting pursued by the Red Hood + the no-more-the-less demented Batfamily.
He tried, okay? (He messes it up with two potential love interests + goes to university + becomes famous).
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The pale skin under his cheek was hot like fire. It, and the rest of the Dark Lord, started to melt away as the world around them crumbled. Pieces of the sky fell and shattered like glass against the writhing earth. The Machine creaked and groaned. Voldemort screamed. Harry let his eyes slowly slip shut.
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In one last ditch effort to save the world, Harry sends himself and Voldemort into the jaws of a time turner that Hermione altered with muggle engineering. She, ah... might have gotten some of the maths wrong.
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Bruce Wayne accidentally seduces Superman.
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- Part 2 of superbat works
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“It was a quiet ceremony.” Iruka tells the man with the air of someone who says such things all the time. “There was a war on; it didn’t seem appropriate to celebrate. And the Rokudaime is a private person. It isn’t unreasonable for him to keep his personal life quiet for his partner’s safety. Especially considering Konoha’s…. checkered history with the lifespan of Kage spouses.”
“And how do you know about this arrangement if it is such a national secret?”
Iruka takes a deep breath, preparing to make his boldest claim yet. His mouth opens, ready to say that he and Kakashi are close, personal friends when…
“You can hardly marry a man without telling him about it.”
All of the air leaves Iruka’s lungs in a rush as Kakashi uses his big, dumb, mouth to ruin everything.
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“Are you planning to keep my hair tie?” Iruka asked suddenly, a hint of amusement in his voice.
“I’m holding it prisoner for crimes against the citizens of Konoha.”
“What are the charges?”
Kakashi smiled, twirling the band around his forefinger like a kunai. “Perjury and willful concealment.”
Iruka huffed and shook his head, lips thinning in a way that made Kakashi think he was holding back a grin. “You know, if I’d realized you had such a thing for long hair, I would have started wearing mine down years ago.”
Kakashi’s thumb caught the hair band, halting its revolution.
“Years?”
(Or, in which Iruka asks for a single night, and gets a whole lot more.)
