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    When Ilya is injured and can't play in the All Star game with Shane, he realizes he finally has the opportunity to fulfill a long-held fantasy.

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    Ilya pulls a Rose Landry, horniness ensues.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    “It’s one of your superstitions, right?” Hayden asked. “Like my hat. It’s your good luck shirt.”

    Shane felt a chill run down his spine.

    He hadn’t thought anyone would notice. In truth, he’d barely noticed himself. It wasn’t something he was actively doing. It wasn’t like his weight circuit or his diet or his night routine. It wasn’t meditation or yoga or cross-training. Those were all things he did with meticulous, painstaking purpose. This was just… this was something else. This wasn’t thought driven. If he was being honest, it barely had to do with hockey. It maybe was one of the only things in his life that didn’t have to do with hockey. If he was stressed, he wore the shirt and it made him feel a little bit better. It just so happened that most of the time he was stressed about something to do with hockey. That was it. It was just a feeling.

    A feeling of calm that came from Ilya Rozanov’s shirt.

    OR: Shane accidentally wore Ilya's shirt back to the hotel after it things started to feel Too Real. What if he kept the shirt?

    OR: 5 Times Someone Noticed Shane's New Favorite Shirt + 1 Time Shane Realized Ilya Still Had His Too

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Ilya is traded without warning.
    Shane is left spiraling.
    Between games, everything falls apart.

     

    Or: The one where Ilya Rozanov finds out he’s been traded to the Los Angeles Rush moments before taking the ice against the Montreal Metros.

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    "Nothing is running. It is a fucking blizzard," Ilya tried to sound calm, but he was still kind of freaking out.

    "What time is your flight back?" Hollander asked, still facing the window. It was hard to read his tone without seeing his face, although far be it for Ilya to complain about the view.

    "Probably not until afternoon, if planes take off at all tomorrow," Ilya admitted.

    "What hotel are you staying at?"

    "The Hyatt over by the rink,"

    "Yeah, you'll never make it back there tonight," Hollander muttered.

    They didn't stay. It just wasn't something they ever did. As soon as they were done, one of them was out the door and back to wherever they were supposed to be in the first place. But surely Hollander wasn't about to send him out into a literal blizzard with no way to get back to his hotel. Ilya put his phone on the nightstand and stood up, tentatively approaching where Hollander remained frozen staring out into the snowy abyss that had once been the city of Montreal.

    "Is it okay that I stay here?"

    "Well yeah, you're gonna have to, man, there's no way you're getting back tonight," Hollander replied like Ilya was being slow.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Troy convinces Ilya to launch a Fanmail account..... chaos ensues.

     

    Or 5 times Ilya Rozanov goes viral for a ridiculous Fanmail, and 1 time he goes viral for being the absolute soft hearted sap that he is

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    10 Jan 2026

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