Deranged_Carrot
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Frankie Mayfield wakes up in a body that isn’t hers, in a world where superheroes are real and total sociopaths. She’s got powers that belong to someone with actual morals (read: not her), no idea how she got here, and a front-row seat to the absolute trainwreck that is The Boys.
If she wants to survive, she’ll need to outsmart, outpower, and out-crazy the most dangerous man alive.
God-tier powers, no game plan, and Homelander on her ass.
F**k. Her. Life.
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Sunlight On Our Graves by Deranged_Carrot
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
11 Jun 2024
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Desmond Miles dies with the heat of a blazing sun coursing through him and its blinding golden glow burning his eyes to cinders.
Little Eyden Snow wakes up screaming.
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Magic and Mayhem: A [Harry Potter] story about Tom Riddle's diary eating an [SI] of sorts by Aetheron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2025
This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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This story is a companion piece to my other work Blood and Chaos.
It follows the ongoing adventures of the soul my vampire character in Blood and Chaos is not allowed to have.It stems from the idea that a lot of SIs seem to spend a fair amount of their time trying to keep their future knowledge both intact, and out of the hands of
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11 Dec 2025
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love this! super well written, highly recommend.
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“It’s better if we’re not friends,” Isabella says. “Trust me.”
“Why not?” Edward persists against his better judgement.
Isabella looks at him for a long moment.
“I am going to die within the year. So don’t get attached.”
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What?
Or in other words:
Isabella Swan is destined to die before her 18th birthday. She has made peace with this fact.
Edward has not.
Cue a battle romance where one side is resigned to her early death and the other side is fiercely trying to keep her alive against the will of the universe! Vampire propaganda from the vampire that hates being a vampire! Soul magic described through Eldritch horror and D&D terminology!
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Tywin gave her a stern look. “Watch your tongue.”
“Or what, you’ll cut my head off, like your grandson did to my father?” Arya spat at him, a cub trying to bite with milk teeth.
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- Part 14 of Game of Thrones works
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Oddities and Rabbit Holes by ForeverInForks
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
22 Dec 2025
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Since its oldest recorded ancestor, the Swan family line has been cursed with supernatural traits. The youngest Swan, Isabella Marie, is no exception, much to her father's dismay. When young Bella shows her oddity, time travel of all things, she's put on a journey like none other. Carlisle Cullen, a vampire of only a decade, is the fortunate first of Bella's visits. Like every Swan before her, Bella struggles with oddity, identity, and supernatural threats. But, with every addition to the Cullen clan, every second of passing time, Bella finds herself feeling less and less like the odd one out.
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running with the wolves by blonde_salute
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
05 Jul 2025
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Brandon Stark is nursed by to health by the crown princess, Rhaenys Targaryen. Turns out, Starks and Targayens have a habit of falling in love
(or, the SIOC that runs away with the wild wolf)
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- Part 2 of [insert self-insert]