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    (This novel is one of my favorites. I’ve gone back and reread it about 5–6 times now.)
    Jin Shu has seen the end of the world, and she has been thrown back ten years for the ultimate do over. With just two months until cataclysmic storms rewrite the planet, her mission is simple, make her apocalypse comfortable.

    While others will scramble, Jin Shu is building a fortress, raising soon to be extinct livestock, and planting forgotten vegetables. Her secret is a mysterious evolving cube that grants a private pocket dimension and a spirit spring. She is not just preparing to survive, she is preparing to feast.

    But a good life needs fine seasoning. She is looking forward to her enemies seeing, and smelling, exactly what they are missing. As the world shatters and humanity mutates into powerful New Humans, Jin Shu is ready. She has her cube, her supplies, and a plan. The storm is coming, and she is setting the table.

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    122/?
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    10
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    5
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    A young girl fights on the frontlines in war. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and nearly transparent white skin as she flies through the air and mercilessly strikes down her enemies. Her name is Tanya Degurechaff and speaks with a young girl's lisp while she commands the army. Tanya used to be one of Japan's elite office workers, but because of a god was reborn as a little girl. Prioritizing career advancement above all, she will become the most dangerous entity among the Imperial Army's mages.

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    12/?
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    Kudos:
    29
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    9
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    1,979
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    Following Shroud’s passing, Torrance was no longer glowing red. Robert was also SDN-suspended, but so was his heart towards a certain flamboyant guy. Flambae learns of Robert’s feelings towards him, which, one way or another, led to both of them having a one-night stand. However, amidst their intimacy and infatuations, a new threat also disturbs the peace of Torrance during Robert’s suspension. Fragments of Robert and Flambae’s past lives resurface in succeeding dispatch calls…and Robert has to decide if he needs to cut himself out as a dispatcher of the Phoenix Program, for the sake of Flambae’s future.
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    Initially, I wrote this with solely romance in mind and not anything else. However, after drafting Chapter 6…I realized that I’m probably on to something. This is a DLC-esque story following the events from Season 1’s Episode 8. New villains, new synergies: that’s where my writing led me. Expounding more on Flambae and Robert’s dynamic, and giving more spotlight to the Z-team and other side characters.

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    114,238
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    284
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    8,401
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    Novel Subtitle:
    Rosa ‘Blue Moon’ blooming on Obsidian: Observations by kitten and Ouroboros

    What if every dead person returned to 1983—with their memories, PTSD, and karma?

    ༺⟢𖦹⟡⧫𖦹⧫⟡𖦹⟣༻

    After everything irreversibly turned to ashes in purgatorial flames,
    William and Henry reunite in hell.
    They talk about—

    —If everything could start over, what would you do?

    And this work will be the answer given by all the victims and perpetrators who were drawn into this bloody past.

    ༺⟢𖦹⟡⧫𖦹⧫⟡𖦹⟣༻
    Completed: 85
    Readable drafts, partial outlines, fragments: 85
    Backlog: still in my brain.

    ༺⟢𖦹⟡⧫𖦹⧫⟡𖦹⟣༻
    Author’s Personal Chapter Recommendations
    If you want to read Michael Afton apologizing to Cry Child
    Chapter: Michael Afton

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    137,239
    Chapters:
    208/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    37
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    8
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    2,735
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    Assassin/ hitman AU.

    Mello handles the killing, Matt handles the cameras. They are two of Europe's most prolific assassins, committing stylish murders across the globe until their gruesome execution of a priest at the heart of an MI6 investigation catches the attention of Near; the prodigal detective leading the case.

     

    Extremely loosely based off of the Killing Eve universe. I just like the idea of a sexy blonde Russian assassin killing people in fun and exciting ways.

    (FORMATTING ISSUES FIXED!)

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    English
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    15,416
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    182
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    The school careers and lives of Nicole and the rest of her class were thrown into chaos by a terrorist attack in their home of Quinharbor. Now, eight years later, Nicole arrives at Asticassia II, a space colony rebuilt for a college with classes focusing on everything pertaining to mobile suits and combat.

     

    OR
    A self-indulgent fanfic mashing together aspects from Gundam 00, GQuuuuuux, and Witch from Mercury where I put the Class of '09 gang in situations.

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    18,355
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    4
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    2
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    "Perfection isn't fake - it's filtered."
    That's what Gojo says when the cameras start rolling. When the lights hit just right and everyone laughs on cue. When the world loves him the most for a version of himself that doesn't exist.

    Geto doesn't believe in perfection. He believes in control, in silence, in pretending you don't care when you do.
    And somewhere between ring lights and the microphones, between a hundred takes and a thousand lies, the two of them start mistaking exposure for intimacy.

    Six influencers. One mansion. Millions watching.
    Every confession rehearsed. Every glance recorded. Every truth edited until it looks beautiful.

    Then one ten-second clip goes viral - Gojo's face unfiltered, exhausted, real. And suddenly, the show isn't entertainment anymore. It's a mirror.

    Maybe Geto was right: authenticity isn't real.
    It's just another performance.
    One you can't edit out.

    = =

    Or that fic where Gojo and Geto's reality show becomes something quieter and crueler - two people performing love until one of them forgets it was meant to be pretend.
    = =
    Updates every two weeks (on mondays)

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    36,186
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    “Wait, hold up– do we now have a way of forcing them to fight on our terms?”

    Yup, that’s what Denki had said, cocky as ever. Right before shit hit the fan.

    or

    Time rewinding wasn’t in Denki Kaminari's five-year plan.

    Actually, he’s supposed to be dead.

    Instead he wakes up two years before the war, with all his memories, zero credibility, and the burden of saving hero society.

    All that being said, time travels a bitch, but at least he’s got two weeks before the entrance exam to plan. No sweat.

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    27,970
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    51
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    181
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    35
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    2,159
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    Yuri Briar is fond of many things.
    His sister, his job, his country, his sister.
    However, his brother-in-law?
    He is not. Loid “Loidy” Forger is a spy, and he will prove it. All he has to do is investigate their apartment while babysitting the hellspawn and–
    “PAPA ISN’T A SPY. Because… uhm… I… I AM!”
    …Huh?

    Or
    TL;DR
    To divert suspicion from her father, Anya tells her uncle that she is a spy. Bad idea. Agent Starlight's subsequent arrest knocks over the identity reveal dominoes.
    Oops.

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    English
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    64,074
    Chapters:
    10/16
    Comments:
    363
    Kudos:
    356
    Bookmarks:
    63
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    7,753
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    *sighs*

    Well it's a sci-fi story of Madara discovering his own humanity in a strange way...

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    22,370
    Chapters:
    7/9
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    42
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    3
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    Years after being shunted into the body of the God-Queen Marika, a self-insert bumbles her way across Westeros.

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    Chapters:
    29/?
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    Shinobu and Giyu’s Bizarre Adventure in Edo, Japan. Never in a million years did Shinobu think that a daimyō’s daughter like her would cross paths with an assassin like Giyu. But she did and life never stayed the same again.

    “Tomioka-dono, would you start a war for me?”

    “No.”

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    57,405
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    117
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    22
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    3,662
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    Ahkmenrah has spent 54 years locked up and wishes to see the outside world. And so he begins to head out into the New York City night, stumbling across the nearby McDonalds and the McDonalds Night Cult friendship that lives within.

    McDonalds Night Cult, meet the museum. Weird shit happens.

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    English
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    5,475
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    643
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    James Potter, a former police officer who was wrongfully convicted, is finally released from prison. While determined to regain custody of his son and return to the force, he is offered an off-the-record mission by his former chief to infiltrate the notorious Black family crime syndicate, and James seizes it as a dangerous but necessary chance to clear his name.

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    45,017
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    358
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    In a city where reputations are traded like stocks and love is a weapon with perfect lighting, the Starks and Lannisters fight with headlines instead of swords—until the past crawls out of sealed NDAs and locked wards. Sansa Stark becomes the face of a family brand war, Jaime Lannister becomes her most dangerous ally, and every kiss comes with a leak, a threat, or a contract. Meanwhile, Robb Stark tries to stay clean while marrying into the Tyrell PR machine, Jon Snow discovers his bloodline is a political bomb, and Daenerys Targaryen rides back into town on a motorcycle and a comeback story… with stalkers, relapse rumors, and a brother who wants someone dead.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Harmony Carson is a cabaret singer with a smile like sunshine and a voice dipped in honeyed jazz. Freshly heartbroken and reeling from a betrayal she didn't see coming, she's fled Brisbane and thrown herself into the chaos of Melbourne's cabaret scene. With long swamp-witch green hair and a heart held together by glitter tape, she's trying to write a number that doesn't feel like a lie.

    Enter Edith Levi: burlesque drag king, theatre tech, dominatrix with a piercing kink, and absolute nightmare to work with. Tall, sharp, and devastatingly sarcastic, Edith has no patience for Harmony's bubbly musical theatre vibes or private-school charm. But for all her eye-rolling, she can't stop watching Harmony on stage-or imagining how she'd look under her hands, shaking in more ways than one.

    What starts as mutual disdain turns molten. Between backstage bickering, stolen moments in dressing rooms, and power struggles that turn far too erotic, Harmony and Edith find themselves tangled in more than just fishnets. But trust is hard when your heart's been broken and your body starts craving someone who is emotionally unstable ...

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    80,508
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    152
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    Vol'jin lived. Varian lived. Everyone lived. And still, Sylvanas suffers. And still, she can't return to the comfort and familiarity of the Undercity. No, all her selfless heroism on the Broken Shore has earned her is more time in the spotlight that she never asked for, a position at the head of the interim Horde council in response to the Burning Legion's invasion and, worst of all, an indefinite two-way ticket to Dalaran where she will come up against her most fearsome adversary yet.

    Okay, that might be a bit dramatic. But still. Jaina Proudmoore is hardly agreeable.

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    23,968
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    212
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    681
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    122
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    14,260
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    CatNap wanted to protect and learn from it. Being loved by his father was his refuge in the factory

    DogDay wanted to escape, even if he had to be a bad dog.

    ☀️X🌙

    💚X💛

    🩵X🩷

    🐕🐈🐘🐖🐇🐤🐻🦄

    🖐️X💙

    📺X🤚

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    26,252
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    104
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    Naoya Zenin is a misogynist with a tongue piercing, a superiority complex, and a problem: he might actually care about you. You’re a Special Grade sorcerer, a feminist, a teacher, and apparently the only person dumb enough to keep sleeping with him. It was supposed to be casual. Then you were shot.

    Mostly Naoya POV or close Naoya POV. You can read this as a Naoya/Reader fic or Naoya/OC with a You POV. Pick your poison.

    I write Naoya as horrible, not violent in this relationship. He’s controlling, sexist, emotionally constipated, and convinced he’s being reasonable. Think less “abuser,” more “horrible little man losing a war against his own feelings.” He's canon-adjacent.

    I don't plan on redeeming him, but I do plan on making him grow. Entirely against his will.

    This fic isn't complete. The first arc is done (Hospital - Estate). There will be bonus chapters. The second ARC (estate time) is being written.

    This fic started life as Arrangement - “just vibes” version I originally posted on AO3. This story is the “what if I actually edited and put some thought into it" version. Basically: Arrangement walked so this story could run (into traffic). The smut chapters will be labelled.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,522
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,709
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    They came to heal, they stayed to fall apart.
    Five years after the war, Katsuki Bakugo and Shoto Todoroki are assigned mandatory therapy. Different paths. Same destination.

    You’re the one they’re sent to.
    A presence meant to soothe. A voice meant to guide. But something in you lingers too long—beneath their skin, inside their memories, between the silences they swore to keep.

    They don’t know what you are.
    Only that you listen too well.

    And the deeper they unravel, the more they feel it—
    not just the pull toward you,
    but toward each other.

    Because healing was never the danger.
    It’s what you’re doing with the pieces.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,689
    Chapters:
    25/30
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    4,621

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