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    “Hey, bud.” Robert straightened in his seat. He forced himself to smile in order to hide his grimace of pain at the movement. “I'm all good. Just one of those days, y’know?”

    Phenomaman stared blankly.

    “I do not know.”

    Ah.

    Right.

    “It means that I’m fine. I appreciate the concern, I do, but I should really get back to work now–” Robert started to swivel back toward his monitor, but he didn’t get far. Phenomaman’s hands clamped down on the armrests, locking him in place.

    The metal warped slightly under his firm hold.

    Phenomaman brought his face right next to the side of Robert’s cheek and inhaled deeply. He frowned, his brow creasing.

    “You are injured, Robert. Are you in need of medical aid?”

    Robert fucking hates his period. Luckily, SDN's Greatest Hero is there to help soothe his pain!

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    18 Dec 2025

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    "I never recommend this to anyone," Robert says, "but I think you specifically should try getting high."

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    16 Dec 2025

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    “We’re not fucking in the work bathroom,” Robert argued.

    “Aw, come on, Robbie,” Sonar said, nuzzling Robert’s ear with his snout. “Just a quickie. You said it yourself, we have an hour.”

    Robert’s face was on fire. He knew it was a bad idea, but goddammit, Sonar had gotten too good at touching him. He knew just where to gently run his fingers to get Robert going, and Robert nearly gasped when he felt Sonar’s dick pulse against the small of his back.

    “I’ll do that thing with my tongue.”

    Alright, yeah. That sealed the deal for Robert. He really liked when Sonar did that thing with his tongue.

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    Sonar convinces Robert to have a quickie in the bathroom during the break between shifts. They manage to be pretty quiet. Unfortunately, that doesn’t matter when it comes to some members of the office.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    The figure… It's Robert. It has to be.

    Waterboy tries to step back, but he stumbles on the wet floor, thudding into the shipping container beside him. Robert goes still.

    His head jerks up, eyes rolling wildly to make contact. Bloodshot. He's crouched on the floor of the warehouse like an animal, low and cornered. Blood is splattered over his face, and as he lifts his head, Waterboy can tell it's streaked down his chin like he must have sunk his teeth into something and held on. When he bares his teeth, they've been licked clean.

    He shakily, slowly, like the movement’s might provoke an attack, fumbles for his radio. “Guys? Uh- found- I. I Robert found- no, that's not. I found- uhm.”

    (Warning changed to Mature because of the violence. Just to be safe, honestly.)
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    Or: Robert is kidnapped by a wannabe villain. A wannabe villain with a very real, very threatening drug. He has an… adverse reaction to the substance.

    Also Or: Robert gets wings, and all that comes with it

    Also also or: Feral Robert

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Chase spent his early years helping a villain named MechaMan, sometimes reluctantly babysitting his son Robert. Many years later, when Project Phoenix finally started gaining momentum, Chase knew exactly who the perfect candidate for reform would be.

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    02 Dec 2025