DisorganizedKitten
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Mom's Night Out by DisorganizedKitten, Sohrleas
Fandoms: AmeSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
08 Jan 2026
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It was supposed to just be a quick resource gathering trip; the supply closet needed sand, Vi mentioned needing some too, and Sohr needed some space.
It was just supposed to be a fun little outing; Díi's siblings missed her (oh the horror of being loved!) and she needed a break from the chaos on her server while it was still safe to take a break.
They weren't supposed to run into each other.
They really weren't supposed to run into each other.
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- Part 2 of In for a mouse, in for a mischief
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Tyrian Diver's get got by the fae any % speedrun by DisorganizedKitten for ZXI
Fandoms: AmeSMP, Original Work, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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How strange and wonderful it must be to be beloved. Tyrian takes another bite of the pastry. "What sort of food is this? I've never had anything like it. There's not much variation where I'm from. I've had so many new experiences since I've been in this forest..."
"Pain au chocolat. It's chocolate baked into bread. Not as popular a sweet as pie or cookies, but it seemed to fit you. Where were you before the forest?"
"The End," she says. "The End is where I and my people are from."
This 'pan au chocolat' is good. Really good.
Díi hums. "Welcome to a Beginning, then. You wear it well.”Series
- Part 3 of Bonded Pair, Do Not Seperate
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Mulch and Fertilizer by DisorganizedKitten for ZXI
Fandoms: AmeSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
17 Nov 2025
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com·post
/ˈkämˌpōst/
noun
decayed organic material used as a plant fertilizer.A Grafting is not a process without waste. Something must be done with it.
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- Part 2 of Bonded Pair, Do Not Seperate
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A Padlock, Paraphrased by DisorganizedKitten
Fandoms: AmeSMP, Original Work, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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“Our hearts are [monsters], that’s why our ribs are cages,” Elalusz, paraphrased.
Díi’s surgery leaves her a millenia beyond her friends, with cracked ribs and a hungry heart.
The Wilds connect to Everything.Series
- Part 1 of Bonded Pair, Do Not Seperate
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An Odd Sort Of Attachment Issue by DisorganizedKitten
Fandoms: AmeSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
06 Oct 2025
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There's very little evidence as to why anyone should be wary of Díi. That doesn't mean there's no evidence.
Or: Joe the Mending Villager’s death, and the fallout thereof.
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- Part 1 of In for a mouse, in for a mischief
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Bonded Pair, Do Not Seperate by DisorganizedKitten
Fandom: AmeSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
24 Dec 2025
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"If I find you in every reality, are we friends, or just the children of friendly gods?"
"Does it matter? For this lifetime we are friends, and we must go one at a time."Noncanon AmeSMP fics, mostly focused on the gang being very attached to each other
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In for a mouse, in for a mischief by DisorganizedKitten, Sohrleas
Fandom: AmeSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
08 Jan 2026
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This is a math problem.
If X is a six hundred year old morally unstable fae, and Y is an undercover investigation, what do you get when you multiply both by a city of family-shaped Players (Z)?
Solve for- solve for- solve for-
(Math is too logical of a practice for the Fae Wilds.
Your calculations are
Incorrect
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It's Only Right As A Math Problem by DisorganizedKitten
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Wherein Harry is traumatized but pretending he's not, Connor definitely does not have possession problems, and Bryony has decided that becoming a Dark Lady is a wonderful career choice.
Once upon a time, children chose kindness, but war chose children.
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The adventures of a horcrux and his necromancer, set to the background of proper wbwl tropes.- Words:
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There’s supposed to be a method to turning someone. Befriend them, first. Decide they’re worth immortality. Then the initial bite, with enough venom to stop their heart and start the transformation. Their heart should restart within twenty four hours - if it doesn’t, the turn didn’t take, and they’re just dead.
Once the turn has started, the vampire has twelve hours to prepare everything. Maybe thirteen, but no more than sixteen. At the twelfth hour, the half-turned vampire must be fed vampire blood - preferably from their coven, but an enemy’s can work in a pinch - and buried for a time. This process repeats until the fledgling is fully coherent when woken, and entirely dead.Technoblade’s Turning is scuffed from the start.
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Adjacent • Having A Common Side by DisorganizedKitten
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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A collection of fics that exist with influences from my NOPC au on tumblr and ao3 namely with the existence and butterfly effect of one or more of the following: Connor James Potter, Delphini Cygnus Lestrange, Faith Dunbar-Black, Bryony Olivia Warren, Timothy Everett, Isiah Thomas, or Delphi Tamlyn Riddle, The Chameleon Kids, et al.
Also commonly feature Harry, Blaise and/or Theo as casual cryptids.- Words:
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Philza struggled to keep standing straight, dizzy from blood loss, a white-knuckle grip on his sword.
“I have heard much of you, emperor Philza, and I have respect for you. Therefore, I’ll offer you a deal. You will surrender. You will kneel before me, right here, right now, and beg for mercy. Then I’ll take you to the Nether with me, and you’ll become my prisoner, slave, and personal servant. Or-”
The Blood God raised his netherite blade, pointing the tip straight at Philza’s heart.
“-I will allow you to die with a sword in your hand, and once you’re dead, I will slaughter your children.”
Philza fell to his knees without hesitation.
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Philza had been prepared for a lot of things when he was taken as a war prize: the loss of his basic freedom, the heartbreak of being separated from his sons, the indignity of being reduced into the piglin king’s “pet”.
What he hadn’t been expecting was for the man behind the blood-stained mask to be soft-spoken, or good-natured, or tired from the weight of his crown.
Or lonely.
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- Part 1 of Bloodboon
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22 Dec 2025
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Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.
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- Part 1 of Nite's Fairy Tales
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29 Nov 2025
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Joker thinks he should film a little surprise for the big ol' Bat when he sees a stray bird flying around Amusement Mile. Little did he know, he was the one in for a surprise of a lifetime...
(Or, Ellie gets captured by the Joker. Then her dad shows up 😎)
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- Part 1 of I'm going to give Danny soooo many hugs
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14 Oct 2025
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Corporate Conclusions by ew_selfish_art
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
15 Aug 2024
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Turns out that Vlad is the first one to figure out Danny Fenton is a twin. A haunting is briefly featured and conversations about clones are had.
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“So a mind controlling, body possessing vampire brought a clone into your office and demanded the short sale of Wayne Enterprises?” Jason summarizes.“Sure is a Friday.” Tim replies nonchalantly, already typing away at his computer. “Working for the weekend, am I right.” he deadpans.
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11 Oct 2025
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What Even IS a "Reverse-Parent Trap"? by SirdiAunder
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
23 Mar 2025
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Tim Drake has made his career out of the improbable. The whole, Bruce-Is-In-The-Timestream Incident, for one. Ra's Al Ghul, and the multiple secret identities of fellow heroes and even some villains as another, and really, they should make more of an effort to hide if they didn't want him to know.
This scenario was equally improbable. His parents, essentially parent-trapping him? Mega-Yikes, as the kids would say. No-Cap, Tim would reply, if only to watch Jon stutter and try to explain "that isn't how you use that word!"
In any case, Tim can handle two surprise siblings. Especially supposed civilians. Maybe it'll go poorly, but hey, it can't be any worse than his first meetings with Jason and Damian.Right?
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11 Oct 2025