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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    Ed is a burned out actor making a stab at reviving his troubled career by appearing in a big Hollywood franchise headed by Pete Black. Stede is an antiquarian bookseller, looking to fill his empty days after his divorce. Ed and Stede discover an undeniable connection when their lives suddenly intersect, but the timing really couldn't be worse. If they want to stay together, they'll need some creative problem solving.

    Collaboration with art from Sailor’s Ruin.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Read chapter 4!

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Stede’s first kiss was perfect.

    It sucks. It has fucked him over. Set the bar too high. No other kisses have measured up since that first one.

    Well, except later kisses with that same person.

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    Stede is lucky enough that his super cool best friend, Ed, is willing to teach him how to kiss. It's going to take years for him to realize why exactly it never feels just as good with anyone else.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Read through chapter 4!

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    1972. Ed Teach meets Stede Bonnet in a gay bar. He's the perfect man-- or he would be, if it weren't for one thing.

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    13 Aug 2025

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    Read chapter 19!

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Stede Bonnet escapes from a world where he’s never felt he fit in into a world where everyone has an animal companion, a daemon - everyone but him, of course, because he wasn't born here. He hears about the dread pirate Blackbeard and his kraken daemon, cursed to live at sea forever, and is fascinated by the legend.

    Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, hears about the Gentleman Pirate, who doesn’t have a daemon, and sees an opportunity to escape the life that traps him.

    What will happen when the two meet?

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    13 Apr 2025

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    Read through chapter 6!

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    It's time for the Allamby-formerly-Bonnet family's annual summer trip to the UK.

    Nobody is looking forward to this.

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    09 May 2024

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    Read through chp 12!