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Carry On, My Wayward Son by JessalynMichele for notcedarsmomlisa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Supernatural (TV 2005)
24 Dec 2025
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Sam: “We’re here to kill vampires.”
Harry: “I’m so sorry, I can’t actually let you do that.”Sam: “Hey, we’re back to kill werewolves!”
Harry: “Ooh, so the thing is - I also can’t let you do that.”Sam: “Look, we’re back and we are hunting a witch. You can’t stop us again. We are killing the witch. Does anyone know where we can find ‘some guy who didn’t die’?”
Harry: “I… could ask around?”Or: the Winchester Brothers are continuously manipulated by the Swan Siblings. The local monsters are amused, Sam might accidentally be in love with the wizard ruining his life, Harry didn’t mean to turn attention into attraction, and Charlie Swan really deserves a prize for everything he puts up with.
Series
- Part 4 of Gift Fics
- Part 7 of Requests
- Part 5 of Songs of Someday
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The Heir of the House of Black by ravenclawblues (ravenclaw_blues)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2025
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It was the year 1998, and Wizarding Britain was finally beginning to heal from the wounds of the devastating war. Auror trainee Harry Potter was leading his first field operation when he was struck by a Killing Curse. This led to an unexpected encounter with Death, who revealed to Harry that he could turn back time to remedy his deepest regrets.
Unbeknownst to Harry, dark wizarding activities were erupting across Britain, threatening to shatter the fragile peace once more. But who was behind these sinister plots? What were they trying to accomplish? Was it too late to stop them?
Perhaps all the answers lay where Harry was headed...
This is a journey of family, friendship, self-discovery, and, as always with Harry Potter, a healthy dose of world-saving.
Inspired by Tsume Yuki's "Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is" and with her expressed permission, this is the author's fiction re-imagined.
Prologue (Ch1-5): 19k words
Pre-Hogwarts & Year 1 (Ch6-16): 61k words
Year 2 (Ch17-30): 77k words
Year 3 (Ch31-52): 153k words
Year 4 (Ch53-68): 100k words
Year 5 (Ch69-83): 115k words
Year 6 (Ch84-?): ongoingSeries
- Part 1 of Master of Death
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Oh worm by orphan_account
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Aug 2021
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Hitoshi and Izuku meet during spring break between elementary and middle school.
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“Witcher, may I offer you, along with your coin, a night in our finest brothel?”
Geralt narrows his eyes, hums, says, “Fine with just the coin.”
“I promise you would not be disappointed. You’d have all the amenities. A bath, food, lodgings for the evening. And of course the company of whichever individual you might desire.”
Geralt almost says no. It would be so much effort, to go to the brothel, to have someone picked out for him, to do the song and dance of what everyone always expects from him. But the free food and bath is enticing, and he’d be a fucking idiot to turn down a free fuck. “Sure,” he mutters. “So long as it’s free.”
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.