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There was a problem. An underground fighting tournament was in a week, but Childe was supposed to meet his future husband that same day. The solution? Switch lives with Thoma, of course! Slap on a wig and some colored contacts and bam! It was the perfect plan! What could possibly go wrong? (Spoiler: Everything goes disastrously wrong.)
Childe never intended to end up in Liyue, claimed as Morax’s fated mate. Thoma just wanted to go back to his miserable, debt-filled life, but this persistent, rich, and sexy lord won’t leave him alone! Nevertheless, the two must do everything they can to avoid exposing their identities.
Or, a Princess and the Pauper story that nobody asked for.
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29 Dec 2025
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Fate is a Bitch and Her Timing Sucks! by OnlyHereForTheSnacks
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
02 Sep 2025
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In theory, everyone on earth is supposed to have a soulmate. Someone who is perfect for them in every way. A storybook romance, or a best friend you can always confide in. Fate is supposed to pull them together at the right moment. Real life is never as easy as the stories though, and Fate has always had a way of fucking with vigilantes.
Danny always wanted a soulmate. At least he did before he died, now his life (afterlife?) is just starting to get manageable. He’s settled into his new role, doing what he can for both the ghost and human world and is looking forward to a quiet (if excruciatingly boring) summer vacation when his life is literally turned upside down and he is forced to confront parts of his past that he’d rather remained buried.
Damian has been resigned to the idea that he will have to protect his soulmate since he was a child. A soulmate is a weakness that others might choose to exploit. Nothing could have prepared him for the reality that is his perfect match. Perhaps he should have listened when his mother said his soulmate would have to be anything besides ordinary to compliment him.
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07 Dec 2025
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Us, infinite (unfortunately) by thecouchsofa for nv-md (ANW815)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2024
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It’s very fitting for how Harry’s life has gone thus far that he gets trapped in a time loop without rhyme, reason, or warning.
To make matters infinitely worse, the one other person stuck on the same hellish chronological ride is Draco Malfoy, git extraordinaire.
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24 Sep 2025
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
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06 Sep 2025
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Years ago, Harry Potter disappeared from the Wizarding World. When Draco spots him at a club in Muggle London, well, he just can't resist the opportunity that presents itself.
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04 Sep 2025
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Draco returns for his eighth year at Hogwarts in an attempt to salvage whatever he can of his future. His plan: sit as many N.E.W.T.s as possible, distance himself from the Malfoy name, and keep out of trouble. Of course, with his father on trial and at risk of unthinkable punishment, not to mention the anxiety-fueled "episodes" that have been plaguing him since summer, the school year doesn't go so smoothly. Especially when Harry Potter keeps seeking him out.
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30 Aug 2025
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All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2014
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Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
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25 Aug 2025
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“So, let Paimon get this straight. You think Mister Moneybags is falling in love with you?”
“Well, he’s not falling in love with me, he’s falling in love with Ying.”
Ying, her alias, the 11th Harbinger's beloved secretary, and an entirely fake persona created by Lumine as she attempted to infiltrate the Fatui. Childe was falling in love with a woman who didn't even exist.
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14 May 2025
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what place under heaven (most hurts the heart) by heavensblessing
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Dec 2022
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After Morax kills Xiao's former master, what he intends to do is find him a master worthy of him - for in his eyes, the mistake he hadn't realized he was making was nothing but a grievous wrong.
Xiao sees it entirely differently.
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Or 2k+ years of slowburn and recovery, while working through a lot of really complicated shit.The complicated emotional complications followup to the moon illuminates and on the darkened hills.
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- Part 3 of the road is long
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21 Apr 2025
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[Podfic] Charting Stars on a Stained Glass Ceiling by Amanita_Fierce
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
16 Aug 2021
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Merlin leads a relatively content life - or as content as is possible under the rule of a magic-hating King. When the arrogant son of said magic-hating King starts becoming a regular at his coffee shop, Merlin is a little puzzled. When said
Princeprat then proceeds to ingest a love potion on Merlin's watch that results in him having to move into the Royal Palace as Prince Arthur's (fake) boyfriend, Merlin wonders which deity he has angered. Things only get more complicated from there.“Welcome to The Drip and Grind, what can I get for you?"
“The same thing I always have,” Prince Arthur says, sounding vaguely disdainful and unbearably posh. “One would think you’d remember my order by now."
Merlin scowls. He remembers His Haughtiness’ order perfectly well, but sees no reason to inflate an already unbearably large ego.
“You’re not my only customer,” Merlin keeps his voice coolly polite; barely.
“You realise that’s not the proper way to address me?”
And is that a smirk at the corner of the stupid prat’s, stupidly gorgeous mouth?
“Apologies, your High-and-Mightiness. Now do you think you can tell me your order or must I divine it from my crystal ball?”- Language:
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18 Apr 2025
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After a long search, the Doctor finds Rogue and brings him home.
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10 Feb 2025
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”It’s a hazy afternoon on the tail end of summer when Zhongli looks at Childe and realises he never wants to look at anything else for the rest of his life.
The revelation comes with no fanfare. Nothing changes, nothing breaks. It’s simply a fact. The sky is blue. The sun is bright. Violetgrass wilts in the heat, and Zhongli is terribly, irreversibly in love.”
Or: in which Zhongli falls in love, falls out of the sky, falls from grace, and falls into bed with Liyue’s Public Enemy Number Eleven. In exactly that order.
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05 Feb 2025
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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- 46/46
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15 Dec 2024
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Broken Things by rearranged (her_ghost), X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
19 Aug 2022
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The plan was to get Miles into position to destroy the super collider, go home to his universe, and win back MJ. Gwen told him to go get his heartmate and Peter B. Parker focused on the word as he dropped into the beam, ready to take yet another leap into the unknown with high hopes.
Apparently the multiverse had other plans and Peter ended up stumbling through a few different universes on the way home, meeting alternate versions of himself that were involved with... Deadpool?!
Peter watched the other versions of himself interact with Wade Wilson and was surprised to find it wasn't as weird as he'd expected. When Peter returned to his universe and things didn't work out with MJ, he wasn't devastated. He couldn't stop thinking about a certain mercenary and wondering what if...
Or, the one where the multiverse shows Peter B. Parker his heartmate and he slowly warms up to the idea until it's all he can think about. He thinks Deadpool would be into it, except there's one problem: Deadpool is nowhere to be found.
Written for the 2022 Spideypool Big Bang.
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25 Nov 2024
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Semantics by chelicerata
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Feb 2023
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“Peter, huh? Pete,” Mr. Stark muses. He tilts his head, studying him. Eyes dark, intense, searching Peter’s face, almost like he might-
“You look like a Peter,” he says, finally, and Peter can feel his last tiny bit of hope get crushed like glass under a shoe.
Or: In which Tony Stark - in no particular order - comes back from the dead, fights crime with Spider-Man, falls head over heels for a barely-legal escort (who might also be the most brilliant person Tony’s ever met), and can’t shake the feeling that he might be forgetting something important.
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13 Nov 2024
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Revelations by theproblematique
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
12 Jan 2020
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“I still don’t get it,” Ned says. “How you just... keep being ordinary in spite of all the craziness you’ve lived through. You were in space. You helped Iron Man save the universe. And nobody knows it was you.” His tone softens, becomes almost sad. As though he realizes that what he’s saying is so completely alien to him that he will never be able to understand this part of Peter’s life. “Peter, don’t you want people to know you for who you are?”
An AU where they get the Gauntlet off of Thanos that first time, on Titan.
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- 19/19
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05 Nov 2024
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In his grief, Merlin makes a deal with fate. He can save everyone in Camelot---right from day one. He is sent back in time, remembering everything that has happened, in the hopes of rewriting his own story.
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He looks around, surprised and more than a little lost. No, this is definitely Camelot, despite the fact that he'd been nowhere near mere seconds ago. A voice speaks, and Merlin realizes three things at exactly the same time.
1. This is a much younger, although still very familiar, version of Camelot.
2. Uther Pendragon is alive, and is unfortunately the one talking.
3. Merlin is much shorter. That might just be the worst of the three.- Language:
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- 11/?
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19 Sep 2024