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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Vox hasn't really been alive since that day.

    Velvette and Valentino hammer the last nail in the coffin.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    “Val.”  The tone Vox uses is perhaps too sharp, and the media demon quickly backtracks, “I just… I don’t get it.”

    There is a moment of silence, and for a second, Vox wonders if Val had just opted to ignore him when the other speaks up.

    “I…” Val hesitates, like he does when he doesn’t quite know what to say, “yeah. I’m pretty fucking mad at you. I mean, how could I not be? You treat us like assets instead of partners for weeks, downplay the work both Velvette and I did to hype up your rally, tried to fucking kill us-”

    Val’s arms are trembling, and that ugly feeling Vox cant quite name builds up in his chest. He had not even realized Val had stopped talking to breathe, until the silence catches up to him.

    “…Val?”

    “…But,” Val breathes, “you also tried to kill yourself. And I don’t like that.”

    The words are quiet. Vulnerable. Vox wants to turn his head to look at his business partner, but Val’s thin arms are strong enough to hold him in place.

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    30 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    “It’s a love spell, not a bloody friendship spell,” Velvette went on. She flicked her fingers between Val and Vox. “And it was for those two, because I was honestly so tired of the constant rows, so it’s not my fault that you—” And here she jabbed a thumb at Alastor, who buzzed ominously, “think it’s sooo fucking funny to jump in between them while they’re going at it, so I don’t want to fuckin’ hear it. The spell will wear off when you both feel a rush of dopamine, it’ll be easiest if you just bang it out.”

    “If any one of you perverts lays a hand on me, they will lose it,” Alastor said, pleasantly.

    Or: Valentino and Alastor get cursed to crave each other's company.

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    28 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    Exasperated, Val set the mint plant down with a dull thunk of terracotta. Alastor’s eyes darted to it covetously, but he didn’t move. “Having shared custody of that prick over there makes us in-laws or something, I don’t know. And I can be nice. Look at me, trying so hard to be nice, and you’re hurting my feelings.” As he spoke, he dangled the trowel from one limp wrist like a faggot.

    “Your feelings,” Alastor said dubiously.

    “Yes, my feelings, because unlike some other macho cabrónes in this room, I’m in touch with my inner joy and whimsy.”

    “Good lord. Give me the fucking spade.”

    Or: Alastor and Valentino bond over shared hobbies, Vox is an iPad baby, and maybe there's something to this "relationship" thing after all.

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    28 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    (written before hazbin s2; canon references are vague to nonexistent.)

    After their stunning defeat, the Vees are on parole at the Hazbin Hotel, their souls owned by the royal family. As part of his begrudging reparations, Vox is working as the hotel's PR Manager, intending to stew in his resentment forever—but no one stays immune to Charlie Morningstar for long, and Vox is no exception.

    Chronological, connected oneshots.

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    27 Nov 2025