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    "But that's stupid," he says stubbornly. Vash lets out a groan and plonks his head against the table. "So she's half fish, who gi's a shit? She saved the stupid bastard from drownin', he shouldn't care 'bout a few scales -"

    "That's the point. She cares, so she thinks she 'as to change to make 'im happy." Vash's voice is muffled as he speaks into the solid wood. He shifts until his head rests on his surprisingly pointy chin. "'S really sweet what you're sayin', though. You really wouldn't care if you fell in love with a fish?"

    "Thought she said she was half fish?"

    "Mermaid, technically. But you wouldn't mind?"
     

    In which the boys get drunk, Vash projects onto an old Earth fairytale, and Wolfwood gets a crash course in Plant biology.

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  2. Rec 44

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    “Since when the hell did you have a 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬?” Wolfwood demands, feeling a bit crazy as Vash ducks his head and tries to hide his face by turning it to stare at the wall. “Is that seriously what that is? Are you 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥?”

    “This is from earlier!” Vash swore back, face as red as his coat, neck bent and nearly nose-to-nose. “Give me a break, I’m not used to this!”

    “𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯?”

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    Wolfwood learns some things about himself. And then some things about Vash. They learn together - one could almost call it romantic.

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    29 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 13

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    "Picked up a stray today. Tall, blonde, wearing a stupid coat you could spot from orbit. Was standing there in the freighter bay, practically dislocating his arm trying to wave down pilots. Looked like an idiot over there with ships peeling out the second they saw him. Should've been my first clue."

    A series of mission logs from the space vessel LNP-Angelina-0722, chronicling our two favourite boys as they run from their respective pasts and straight into some feelings.

    Written for Final Frontier: A Vashwood Space Zine

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    27 Dec 2025

  4. Rec *

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    The first time Nicholas sees the guy it almost kills him, right there and then. Quite literally.

    You see, these kind of things just happen to him. He’s come to the conclusion, after strenuous research into his own misfortune, troubles, and tribulations, that the universe must be rearing up for some big cosmic joke, one of astronomical proportions, and he’s the punchline of it. The idea that some higher being put him on this bitch of an earth to serve as a barometer for transcendental humor for whichever other beings might need a little pick-me-up, let it be entropy or just the vast vacuum of space, is the only thing that would explain why, in the middle of a perfectly good breakfast, doing nothing more than just sipping his coffee and listening to Livio ramble on and on about some long deceased Norwegian poet or another, his wayward gaze wanders around the cafeteria and lands on one guy in particular, The guy, and he promptly chokes on his breakfast, sending spit and croissants crumbs and coffee droplets flying everywhere on the table.

    Cosmic laughter ensues, he’s sure.

     

    Or, the college au nobody asked for but that maybe – just maybe – someone might need.

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  5. Rec 44

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    Five times Wolfwood accidentally seduced Vash and one time Vash returned the favor.

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