MethodicalMadness
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“Thanks for all your help, baby,” Nami throws scathingly over her shoulder to Zoro.
Zoro shoves her away. “Gross.”
Sanji does not point out the fact that Zoro didn’t think the term was so gross when he was using it to beg Sanji to move faster, go harder. He wonders if Zoro says it to any of his other hookups, or if Sanji gets the moniker all to himself.
God, this is becoming a problem.
Really, the first problem was fucking his frenemy. Okay, he shouldn't say that. The word frenemy is so tacky. And also inaccurate for what Zoro is to him. But mostly the tacky thing.So you caught feelings for you super-casual, months-long, practically-but-not-actually-exclusive hookup. It's probably fine, right?
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02 Dec 2025
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“What is this, twenty fucking questions?”
“Don’t be a dick.” There’s no inflection to Zoro’s tone.
Sanji taps ash into the sea. “Sorry.”
His eyes flick down to Zoro’s hands. The swordsman is still holding his lighter, large thumb absently running over the grooves on the sparkwheel. He turns it around in his fingers. Sanji feels cold.
Previously titled “If You’ll Let Me”
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18 Nov 2025
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The very first time Sanji gets well and truly drunk while travelling with the crew is years into their journey, and somehow, it's Zoro's job to herd him home. He might be in love, and he also might have to kill him. And then feed him and rub his back.
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Sanji stared at him for a second, recalibrating. He moved further away, staggering with his typical serious look. Squaring up.
Before Zoro could realize what was happening, the cook turned on a dime, and started tearing ass away from him in a dead sprint, still dangerously tilted to one side and threatening to plow face-first into the sand again.
"Why?!" he demanded of the empty-ass air where the cook had been, taking off after him with a curse.
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03 Nov 2025
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“This is ridiculous,” Sanji finally huffs. “I’m in a detente with a fish.”
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31 Oct 2025
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Zoro notices too late how much Sanji gives. And somewhere between rivalry and regret, something else starts to take root.
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20 Oct 2025