Midlifecrisis
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I'm at a club, looking for a threesome. They find me.
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I wrote for as long as the song lasts. A quick edit for SPAG, then it is done. Just for fun.
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Charles and Paschal meet and find they have some things in common.
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Kinktober 2025 by Midlifecrisis for shealwaysreads (onereader)
Fandoms: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat
08 Oct 2025
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New Capri Kinktober prompt and pairing every day. Enjoy.
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Jonas is spending a relaxing week at a cabin with Isak and Even. Or, it would be relaxing, if his hosts didn’t spend every night in very loud fits of passion. When Mikael arrives a week earlier than expected, at least Jonas will have something else to think about than Isak and Even getting all that he’s not getting. Besides, Mikael is a funny guy. And he has great skin. And nice hair. And a pretty manicure. And he doesn’t mind spending the night outside sharing a hammock, away from the lustful sounds that echo from the master bedroom. Jonas has sort of noticed that Mikael is getting very, very flirty with him, but it’s just innocent fun, right?
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A Viking Saga by Laika_the_husband (Laika_the_wife), Midlifecrisis
Fandom: SKAM (Norway)
03 Jan 2023
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Bookmarked by Midlifecrisis
22 Apr 2021
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Pansy Parkinson, Hogwarts' Charms Professor, is plagued by strange dreams about the Divination Professor. Lost between past and present, reality and dreams, Pansy tries to figure out if and why her old schoolmate and current coworker Lavender Brown is doing this to her; and why she doesn't want it to stop. Written for HP WLW BB 2021
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Bookmarked by Midlifecrisis
22 Aug 2021
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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Bookmarked by Midlifecrisis
22 Aug 2021
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[podfic] Dream by the Fire by GallifreyisBurning by acGranger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2021
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When Draco Malfoy resurfaces in England after eight years abroad—tattooed, pierced, and wanting to take over a corner of Harry's coffee shop to work on a writing project—Harry can't help but be intrigued. Where has he been? What is he working on? Why here? And why does he have to look so stupidly hot with all those tattoos?Bookmarked by Midlifecrisis
10 Jul 2021
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Beating Out Of Time by Moss_Man_Writes (Bumping_Bees) for lydialovesdreaming
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jan 2021
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Something is wrong with Draco's heart. Harry is his healer, but no amount of magic is enough to cure him. Maybe there is something darker at play here. Will Harry be able to figure it out? Will he finally leave his abusive relationship? Will he be able to save the man he's falling in love with?
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Bookmarked by Midlifecrisis
13 Feb 2021