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Dividing people into groups based on different facets of their personalities was never going to be accurate or healthy. Hermione knew that.
So, defining any one person based on these traits was illogical, and relying on such information would prove faulty.
Despite this, there was one fact that was universally acknowledged throughout Hogwarts History by any who paid attention:
Slytherins were attracted to power.
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17 Dec 2025
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re: where is your boy tonight? i hope he is a gentleman!
Rhaenyra Targaryen is on track to burn out after college—sure, she studies business to appease her father, but all she wants to do is fuck around and play the drums and make it to graduation. Enter Alicent Hightower, the prissy younger sister of her bandmate, Gwayne, who shares a class with her. She's far too mean, reminds Rhaenyra of every girl that would have bullied her in high school, has a douchey boyfriend, and listens to terrible pop music and nothing else. Couldn't be more opposite of Rhaenyra if she tried. However, when the two of them exchange notes and homework for their shared class, both of them discover that maybe they were wrong about each other. This, of course, is terrible news for everyone involved.
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07 Dec 2025
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Behold! The Murder Wives AU That Was Promised!
Rhaenyra and Alicent are in love, together, and just the cutest and fluffiest murder puppies towards those foolish enough to cross them, meaning that the various men who would do them harm and plunge the realm into war shall die one by one.
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Viserys never weds Alicent, Rhaenyra ascends the Iron Throne, Rhaenyra and Alicent get to be happy, Rhaenys becomes Hand, and the queers live happily ever after.Need I say more?
Canon-adjacent fix-it.
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24 Nov 2025
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12 Grimmauld Place was a strange building. The interior seemed to change from day to day and viewer to viewer, moving objects and weaving illusion with reality to confuse and confound before dropping a mummified House Elf in your path – and that was when it liked you.
When it REALLY liked you? Well, that was cause for concern.
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Andromeda said that catching the attention of a Black family member could be an intense experience. Hermione's not prepared for the experience in triplicate.
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07 Sep 2025
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In the early days of the war, the Order of the Phoenix are arranging all the resources they need. One of those resources is Fleur Delacour. Unfortunately, Bill Weasley can no longer go through with marrying Fleur to keep her in the country. With nobody else available and a short window of time, Hermione finds herself putting her hand up to marry Fleur in order to get the part-Veela her visa. Hermione quickly finds Fleur is even colder than she remembered. But with a marriage to fake and a war to win, will Fleur thaw for Hermione?
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06 Sep 2025