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Alastor's been in something of a slump. He's in a job he theoretically loves working under a man he hates, his only real friendship is with a woman who doesn't really know him and who he doesn't want to know him, and he hasn't found it in himself to kill anyone in over a year.
Then, one Wednesday, a new man and his daughter blow into town, and Alastor's life will never be the same again.
He hopes.
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30 Dec 2025
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What do you do when you've eaten something you shouldn't and find yourself stuck between a rock and a hard place?
Why, make a deal of course!
And if that deal brings with it an avalanche of unintended consequences, lies, intrigue, and more rubber ducks than you can shake a stick at, can you really blame anyone but yourself?
If you're Alastor, you absolutely can.
(Tl;dr -- Alastor accidentally eats a lust demon, and it all goes horribly wrong from there. Much to Lucifer's eternal annoyance...)
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29 Dec 2025
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dating alastor 101: a step by step guide by highinfinities
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Mar 2024
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27 Dec 2025
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In the aftermath of Vox's failed coup, Lucifer has cooped himself up in his room as his seraphim instincts react to the threat. Unfortunately for Alastor, poking his nose where it doesn't belong has unexpected consequences.
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Bookmarked by Naginamini
24 Dec 2025
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Part 1:
"No. Not interested. At all. Ever."
"You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."
Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.
"It's a microphone."
Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."
Part 2:
“Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"
"Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."
Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.
"Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”
"You're making it very hard to get into this."
"Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"
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20 Dec 2025