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Neverender by Noodles4Life
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2025
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“He’s perfect,” Luo Binghe sighed dreamily, staring at Shen Yuan from behind a potted plant.
Sha Hualing, who was absolutely not hiding, looked over at Shen Yuan dubiously and then turned back to Luo Binghe emanating as much judgment as she could.
“He looks like a homeless twink.”
“You clearly have no taste,” Luo Binghe stated dismissively, and then cooed at the graceless sneeze the other man let out.
Sha Hualing felt embarrassed at herself for once thinking this man was worth throwing herself at. Clearly, she dodged a bullet, especially if she considered the mild stalking habit that Luo Binghe recently developed.
Ugh, she needed to find a new job.
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Hear No Evil See No Evil by Noodles4Life
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2023
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“Uh, my bad I didn’t know I was interrupting,“ Shang Qinghua stuttered out, which snapped Shen Yuan out of his horrified stupor. He scrambled off of Liu Qingge, not noticing the flash of disappointment that crossed his shidi’s face.
He turned to the War God and opened his mouth to say something but shut it immediately after. The alpha’s eyes were still dark and intent but Liu Qingge was coherent so that meant his job was done right? So that meant all was well and they could leave!
This was all for medical purposes!
Ha ha ha this was absolutely only to help his shidi out!
Nothing weird about it!
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The universe decides that Shen Qingqiu needs excitement in his life.
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- Part 3 of Tiddy Milk AU shenanigans
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How to Make Friends and Keep Them by Noodles4Life
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2023
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“Shut up! Now tell me if there’s a weird cultural thing with the fucking milk that I’m missing,” Shen Qingqiu grit out. As much as he hated to admit it, he needed help and Airplane bro was his best friend here. Not that he would ever admit that out loud.
“How would I know? I’m a beta,” Shang Qinghua snorted, he picked up some melon seeds and then popped them in his mouth.
Never mind.
His best friend card was officially revoked.
“I swear to god if this fucked up AU has me become the sect cow, I’m going to burn this place to the ground then take my children to a land far away and raise them to be potato farmers,” Shen Qingqiu scowled.
“That’s fair.”
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People find out about Shen Qingqiu's leaking tits and he is NOT happy.
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- Part 2 of Tiddy Milk AU shenanigans
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Dream a little dream of me by Noodles4Life
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 May 2023
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“My disciple need not worry, his Shizun is fine,” Shen Qingqiu soothed, then resumed petting the little lamb’s head.
Binghe looked unconvinced but soon melted into the soft petting and didn’t continue the line of questioning.
The thing was, Shen Qingqiu didn’t stop thinking about it.
He didn’t stop thinking about it while eating Binghe’s upsettingly delicious food at dinner.
He didn’t stop thinking about it while bidding Binghe goodnight.
He didn’t stop thinking about it while getting dressed for bed.
In fact, he still couldn’t stop thinking about it while lying in his distressingly empty nest.
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All Shen Qingqiu wanted was his precious little bun in his nest but admitting it was hard.
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- Part 1 of Tiddy Milk AU shenanigans
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Madara has fought too long and too hard for his right to court and make Tobirama his wife. There was no way in hell he would let anyone steal his chance at happiness, let alone his brother or the rest of his clan.
Recent series
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Tiddy Milk AU shenanigans by Noodles4Life
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2023
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Shen Yuan living the tiddy milk au dream and crying about it.
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Everyone wants a piece of Shen Yuan by qaoji
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Dec 2024
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into an NPC Peak Lord.. and by chance, said NPC Peak Lord has the same name as him.
He wants to avoid dying knowing what’s to come for Proud Immortal Demon Way’s future.
Yet why does everyone act so weird around him!? So weird to the point that it’s OOC! OOC, I say! God Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky, what is this mess of a novel!? You’re acting weird too!
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24 Dec 2025
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The Patroness by stiltonbasket
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2025
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Luo Binghe unfolds the letter with trembling hands.
Luo-gongzi, the letter begins. I do not know if your martial uncles on An Ding have explained matters to you; but in case they have not, this master is the patron assigned to you through An Ding Peak’s sponsorship scheme. I am Shen Yuan, a cultivator nearly one-and-thirty years of age; and I am writing from Shuizhai, a little country town on the outskirts of Luoyang, where I run a cultivation academy for children between three and thirteen.
There is a great deal more, but Luo Binghe can hardly make out the rest through his tears.
Somewhere in Shuizhai, there is a man he has never met; and he already seems to care for Luo Binghe as no one has done since his mother passed away.
In which Shen Yuan teaches cultivation elementary school, and Luo Binghe falls in love across the miles that lie between them.
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21 Dec 2025
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in want of a wife (plot): scalie edition by babesandbaddies for any_open_eye
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2021
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When exploring a hidden realm, Shen Quinqiu finds himself powerless from Without-A-Cure and at the mercy of a new deadly beast, one who's poison only Dual Cultivation can cure.
Luckily for him one particular snake demon happens to be nearby, a demon who also happens to be more than happy to take care of any needs his favourite Immortal Master may have.
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17 Dec 2025
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in sheep's clothing by Deisderium
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Dec 2025
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Luo Binghe slept hard, not waking until they had crossed out of the abyss and into the demon lands. Shen Yuan didn't notice the change in his breathing, only that he felt the lax hand around his waist tighten, and then a bleary voice murmured, "I'm really out."
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In which demon lord Shen Yuan goes hunting in the abyss and finds someone completely unexpected.
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17 Dec 2025
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A Record of when Master Liu Fought a Succubus [GONE WRONG] [TURNED SEXUAL] by ricecrispbee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Dec 2021
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“Shixiong,” his voice was weak and breathy, “please, I need you.”
Shen Qingqiu was speechless. Did he not hear what he had just said! Liu-shidi, really! You're going to kill your poor shixiong!
“Shidi, I- I can't do that to you. Trust me you'll regret it once the aphrodisiac wears off.”
“No, it's ok.” Liu Qingge shook his head, “It’s ok if it's you.”
alternative ending to the succubus extra, resulting in papapa to save Liu-shidi!
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15 Dec 2025