Peeingandpooing



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    Angel gets one day as a human in a world where nothing’s real and everything’s allowed. They have until they fall asleep. Aki’s playing supportive coworker until Angel almost moans into a haircut and suddenly he’s cataloging collarbones and hip ratios like a man possessed.

    Also: Do alternative timeline hickeys transfer to the real world? Stay tuned to find out.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    “She was asking if you were taken.”

    Yoo Joonghyuk stops walking, and turns back at him. In the golden flush of sunset, his eyes are a warm, deep brown. “What did you tell her?”

    Kim Dokja breathes out, releasing a plume of white between them. "That we're married with three kids. Can you believe she didn't want to hear about how our youngest is starting kindergarten soon?”

    They break up, but Kim Dokja can't afford to move out just yet. Thankfully, Yoo Joonghyuk doesn't mind him freeloading for a while longer. It’s temporary. It’s practical.

    It’s also the worst idea he’s ever had.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Fisherman Yoo Joonghyuk discovers a siren tangled within his casting net one night, so he frees it. Since then, random fish appear on his boat--from tuna to salmon, even clams.

    On the fifth day, he's gifted a seaweed pouch of pearls, and in the distance, he sees the flustered siren swimming away.

    Just what ought poor Joonghyuk do with this generous siren of his?

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    27 Nov 2025

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    “There. Don’t cross the pillow barrier, or I’ll kick you off the bed. It’s as small as it is.”

    “There wouldn’t be an issue fitting two people if you were a bit more mature about this, senior.”

    “I’m already being very mature about this! Not making you sleep on the floor is me being the generous, magnanimous senior! Archon knows how many times you kicked me in the ribs when we slept together as kids…” Kaveh turns red remembering those times, turning over on his side quickly in the dark, hopefully hiding his blushing face. “Now, stop talking already, go to sleep.”

    Alhaitham keeps falling asleep in Kaveh's bed. Normally, for someone as well adjusted as Kaveh, this wouldn't be a problem.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    Thanks to this lovely user's prompt: 5 times things were getting hot n' heavy between Clark and Bruce but the plethora of Bat Kids interrupts them and 1 time they finally get to finish things

    They aren’t so much hot and heavy straight away from chapter 1, because this fic is set over the course of a week and the sexual frustration has to build up a little as they keep being cockblocked.

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    11 Aug 2025