Princess_Sarcastia
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Maddie's always wanted to do anal. She tries it with Doug, first, with disastrous results. Years later, she works up the nerve to try again—this time, with the one person she trusts completely.
A story in two parts.
It takes Maddie some time to work up to asking for it again. Whenever that itch of curiosity strikes, so too does the memory of Doug's patronizing little ick face.
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Its madman might think it gave her a reprieve, but he should have used his head. If someone put him in a computer simulation for all eternity, a fixed ending, he would kill himself inside of a month and hope he somehow found something better out the other side.
River's mother grew her inside of herself; the TARDIS stands to reason that it could do the same thing for its girl.
For the, "Keep Fandom Weird" bingo challenge. Prompt: Sentient Setting or Location.
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In the presence of God, I make this vow. by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types
25 Jul 2025
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Susan always hoped, quietly, that when she married, it would be with love.
For the, "Keep Fandom Weird" bingo challenge. Prompt: arranged divorce.
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take your foot off of the break by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Mar 2025
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It aches in a good way, stretching herself thin like this. The way Pietro felt when Strucker pushed him another hundred miles past when he wanted to stop, except this is so much more than a hundred miles. Like reality is bending to let her reach farther and farther.
Novi Grad is Wanda's city. She's spent her whole life trying to hold it together. Today, it all sits in the palms of her hands.
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- Part 1 of remember what we had here
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hold tender this land by Princess_Sarcastia for Brenda
Fandoms: Mission: Impossible (Movies)
17 Jul 2024
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Ilsa "dies" and has to find a place to lay low, outside of the narrative. There, she finds Will. He's spent years trying to make a home there, unsuccessfully—until now.
Meanwhile, with the ever-watchful eyes of the Entity trained on him, Ethan pines. Desperately. Wordlessly. So hard, he might as well put down roots and call himself an evergreen.
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Fractured, piecemeal attempts at salvaging the potential I once loved in the MCU, all those years ago. Someday, I may finish and publish the main event, "The magpie comes at noon," wherein Jane Foster saves the universe, but that day is not today.
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How Iceman and Maverick and Sarah built a life together, how it all fell apart, and what they and their children do to rebuild in the aftermath of terrible loss.
Grief, love, anger, reconciliation, family, and more polyamory to come.
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in any other world (aka four ways veronica mars’ life could have ended up) by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandom: Veronica Mars (Movie 2014), Veronica Mars (TV), Veronica Mars - All Media Types
20 Jul 2020
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i am tired of re-writing tragedy without change. let them live. let them learn. let them love. by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Nov 2020
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Starts with Had we but World enough, and Time, which can stand alone if you're satisfied with it. still, a great deal of light falls on everything is just little scenes that didn't make the cut, or that have grabbed me by the arm and dragged me along with them, and have no real through-line or theme.
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the most dangerous place in the world by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
29 Jul 2020
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The most dangerous place in the wold is between a mother and her children.
Good luck with that, Reginald.
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Eddie hesitates. “We could both come,” he says.
“What, and have Lucas either in a car all night or spending Christmas at someone else’s house?” Chris asks. Both options sound miserable. Worse than being at home and missing one of their family. At least this way, Lucas will have his presents and his dog and his usual Christmas routine to distract him.
It’ll just be without Christopher.
december 18: stranded at the airport
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- Part 12 of the lucas diaz christmas collection
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19 Dec 2025
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Lucas turns to look over the railing, where the multicolored lights on the truck are still glowing in the now-dim engine bay.
“Can we sleep there?” he asks. “Please, pretty please?”
Buck and Eddie glance at each other, wordless. And that’s how they end up, five minutes later, spreading blankets and pillows on the top of the engine in the hollowed out empty space.
december 15: power outage
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- Part 10 of the lucas diaz christmas collection
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16 Dec 2025
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“I wanted to wait and see how it played out,” Eddie explains. “But I found the perfect secret Santa gift for Josh.”
At this, Buck looks a little concerned. “You did?”
Eddie nods. “I found him a husband,” he says smugly.
december 9: secret santa
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- Part 6 of the lucas diaz christmas collection
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Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
10 Dec 2025
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I don't need a parachute, baby, if I've got you.
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03 Dec 2025
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“I know what you’re going to say. Poor little rich boy. But he -- really was, okay? At least I lost my dad when I was older. I had training to deal with everything. I had people helping me. He had nobody.”
In the middle of a Justice League meeting, Oliver stands up for Bruce Wayne.
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Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
02 Dec 2025