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Slight AU/Rewrite of Dispatch with three key differences
1-Robert Robertson is not broke (like, at all)
2-Robert Robertson is even more of a badass than in canon, both in AND out of the suit
3-Robert Robertson is lowkey a cockslutFic starts at the beginning of the game and, hopefully, goes beyond the ending.
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19 Dec 2025
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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19 Dec 2025
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Robert Robertson has, spontaneously, become ten years old.
“What’s not legal? Employing a man? Ask him why he can’t drive his own damn self back from the station!”
“Well, he’s ten, sir. Ten year olds aren’t allowed to work.” There was a long pause, then an unsubtle cough. “Or drive.”
Hands on her hips, Blazer slammed to a halt, face expectant. Chase silently counted down from ten in his head, then took a long, calming breath.
“Let me get this straight. Robert Robertson is at your police station, and he is visibly ten years old?”
Blazer startled, anger evaporating in a blink.
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18 Dec 2025
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“Tell me. Robert Robertson the Third. Mecha Man. Hero.” There’s something soft in the thing’s voice. Almost reverent. “What do you want?”
His body wants to shut down. His mind wishes for oblivion. The answer is obvious.
“Put me…back into…the fight.” He rasps.
“Very well,” he can hear it smiling, “let’s get to work.”
Or, in simpler terms…let’s do it all over again.
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18 Dec 2025
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Robert's phone is a cheap piece of crap, and sometimes it calls people randomly out of the blue without any input from the tired dispatcher.
So one night, when Flambae gets a call that reveals something about his boss, suddenly he's developing a plan to have Robert make those same noises he was making over the phone.
It's harder than he thinks.
And the Z-team are causing more problems than they're realising with their intereference.
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17 Dec 2025