Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
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The Happiest Day 2 Electric Boogaloo by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
23 Dec 2025
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Michael laughed loud and hard, damn near in hysterics.
“Leaving me alive was the biggest mistake you've ever made.” He finally got out between chuckles.
The monster didn't let him say anything else as its grip changed, sliding up to cradle his skull all before slamming him down with a screech.
And like that he knew no more.
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Michael gets his happiest day
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- Part 7 of FNAF Go BURRRRR
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,754
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 10
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One Final Show by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
21 Dec 2025
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Henry watches as Michael retrieves his tool kit and begins to fix the bear once more while chastising it for not listening to him.
It's…well, it's almost parental.
Henry wants to remind him it's useless but can't bring himself to. Michael loves this little bear dearly, and he's not about to tell him he can't fix it one last time.
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Henry's POV of Pizza Sim
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- Part 6 of FNAF Go BURRRRR
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The Mysterious Owner by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
16 Dec 2025
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If you would have told Michael he would own a Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Plex a few years ago he would have laughed in your face, but here he stands in the middle of his new establishment. He must be insane that was the only logical explanation for why he would make such a stupid choice. His PTSD-ridden self had finally lost it.
He built new animatronics from scratch, making their top priority safety. He wouldn't have any more kids killed in a Fazbear's, he would never let that happen again not if he had anything to say about it. He also had the Plex built on top of his previous location, maybe for nostalgia, maybe not, he didn't know. Either way the Plex was opening tomorrow morning, and he needed to get everything ready.
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Another Michael in the Pizza Plex, but this time he runs it
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- Part 5 of FNAF Go BURRRRR
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Like Father Like Son by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
15 Dec 2025
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"Michael?"
It sounded more like a question than a greeting. Insulting honestly, he was the one that had boarded up William in that damn suit more than 30 years ago. He should know better.
"Henry, have to say it's been a while.” He shot right back.
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Preamble to Pizza Sim
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- Part 4 of FNAF Go BURRRRR
- Part 18 of Drabbles
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Work Life Balance or Lack Thereof by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
29 Nov 2025
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But when Red couldn't find Blue at his house or at the lab he was at a loss. But there are only so many places he can be so Red heads back into Veridian City and b-lines to the gym. It's locked but he had long since been given the key.
Unlocking the door and taking a few stops inside sure enough he finds who he was looking for. But it quickly becomes apparent why Blue wasn't where he was supposed to be. In the black leather chair he never got rid of (a touch pompous, but Red's not one to judge considering his own throne he'd spent enough time sat in). Blue is passed out dead to the world. If Red had to guess Blue had told the staff to go home and he'd close up.
Obviously, he didn't quite manage that.
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Blue doesn't know when to just take a break
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- Part 11 of Pokémon (mainly just my boys)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,979
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 57
Recent series
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FNAF Go BURRRRR by Gabriel_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp), Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy's
23 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 17,618
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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Drabbles by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games), Captain America (Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), Five Nights at Freddy's, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men Origins Wolverine
15 Dec 2025
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Anything I write that is around 900 words or so goes here. Anything around 1500 gets posted solely outside of this series.
Anything around 500 stays on Tumblr under the #Resi's shorts (Even though I don't tag some of that which I would consider maybe a short It's unclear what shorts are on my blog 😭)
I know weird categorization but it's just how I work
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- 19,409
- Works:
- 18
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Pokémon (mainly just my boys) by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions, Pocket Monsters: The Origin | Pokemon Origins, X-Men (Movieverse)
29 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 35,883
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Hermit shenanigans by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), Hermitcraft SMP, State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
27 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 12,054
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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My COD shit by Gabriel_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp), orphan_account, Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games), Criminal Minds (US TV), The Walking Dead (TV)
01 Apr 2025
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This a collection of my COD fics enjoy the insanity and brain rot
- Words:
- 112,741
- Works:
- 41
- Bookmarks:
- 94
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Elizabeth never told anyone that she saw Michael planting flowers in their backyard the very same day William must have gone missing. Michael didn’t even like gardening.
Her brother isn't himself. He hasn't been in a very long time. Perhaps, he'll never be again. Maybe Elizabeth's just grieving what never really left.
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- Part 1 of my fake plastic love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,922
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 61
- Kudos:
- 1,909
- Bookmarks:
- 224
- Hits:
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Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
11 Dec 2025
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Set during Limited Life episode 8: Etho and Grian form an alliance and suffer through their first night together.
Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
14 Sep 2025
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The first time Mumbo sees Grian's wings, it's at the start of Season 6 and they've just come out of the portal. His feathers are pearlescent with bright blue at the edges, flecks of purple hidden within them that he can only see when he's close.
(He brings this up one time at Sahara, and Grian merely gives him a thoughtful look before shrugging and returning to building.)
The first time Mumbo sees Grian in Season 7, his wings are a completely different color. It wouldn't be so strange, he supposes, if Scar saw the same thing as he did. But he doesn't.
Inspired by a post from driftbit on Tumblr:
"the bird wings grian has/is drawn having are just other hermits' interpretation of his wings. they can't actually see his watcher wings because they're beyond human comprehension."Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
21 Aug 2025
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Allies or Enemies: This will be the death of me by RedRobyn2
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Afterlife SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, MCC, Minecraft Championships (MCC), Origins SMP, Pirates SMP, SOS SMP, WitchCraft SMP
21 Dec 2025
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The past has a way of coming back to haunt us when we least expect it.
The life games have proven that to Grian.
Meanwhile Scott is being weird, remembering things he shouldn't. Maybe the rumours about him weren't so unfounded.
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A series of interconnected stories focussing mainly on Scott Smajor and Grian
Family, friends and secrets- Words:
- 541,718
- Works:
- 16
- Bookmarks:
- 383
Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
20 Aug 2025
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Stranded in a foreign server after a trip through the Infinity Portal leaves them lost and their admin gravely ill, the Hermits make themselves at home in the crater where L'Manberg used to be. The Dream SMP natives are terrified and concerned about the new cryptid.
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- Part 1 of Hermit Canyon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,164
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 209
- Kudos:
- 3,252
- Bookmarks:
- 568
- Hits:
- 50,945
Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
15 Aug 2025