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    “They think I’m immune to demon fire, see,” Aziraphale said, in a slightly airy voice. “So they had to… get creative.”

    “Aziraphale, what. Did. They. Do?”

    “Can’t you tell?” Aziraphale gave a little laugh. This must be what shock felt like. “Can’t you sense it?” He grabbed Crowley’s hand and pressed it to his chest, so the demon could feel his rapidly beating, very human heart. “I’m a human now, my dear. Very, very mortal.”

    Aziraphale is punished. Crowley refuses to accept it. Shenanigans, feelings, and plots ensue.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Michael condemns Aziraphale for Armageddon and turns him human. Crowley runs away to Vegas. God shows up and fixes it

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    Crowley wakes in the middle of the night to the feeling of being watched.

    A brief investigation leads him to the kitchen where God is waiting for him.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls,
    For stony limits cannot hold love out;
    And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
    Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me.
    -Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene ii

    Crowley's life is going well. He's got his shop, his friends, and a new flat with a balcony perfect for a few plants. That's when things start to get complicated.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    They both have cats. Crowley builds a cat tunnel between their balconies

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    The first couple of years of Brother Hamster’s life were fairly ordinary. Sleeping through the day, buried in his thick layer of cedar shavings and existing as barely more than a satisfied clump of fur. Active all night, running in his wheel, climbing through his vast maze of colorful tubes, hiding extra food pellets and treats in his secret stash, and gnawing on soft wooden toys to keep his sturdy teeth in ideal condition. He had a nice routine.

    But when Warlock left the Dowling household, Brother Hamster’s comfortable and ordinary life took a sharp turn. While Brother Hamster didn’t particularly care about living in the same building as the angel, he had strong opinions about the Serpent.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Warlock is the pseudo-Anti-Christ. Powers include Dreams, the ability to not be noticed and the protection of the powerful warrior Brother Hamster and his Indestructible Ball of Doom

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    Gabriel has gone missing, which is troubling. More troubling, the armed forces that did the actual spiriting-away seem to have some sort of technology that blocks miracles altogether. But why? To what end? To where? And how many cryptids are in this place?

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    “It’s Gabriel: he’s gone.”

    Crowley pondered that for just a fraction of a second before he snickered. “First God, then Lucifer, now Gabriel too? Good riddance. Can’t help you out with killing him though, conflict of interest I think. I would, but -”

    “I don’t want you to kill him, you idiot. I need you to find him.”

    That was unexpected enough to give him a start, and he squinted back down through the window, this time at the fuzzy top of the oversized fly (hat? He’d never been sure) on Beelzebub’s head. “What?”

    “I’m not shouting the entire bloody situation at you through the door.”

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    01 Jan 2022

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    In a US government cryptid holding facility, Henry the gray and powerless Gabe (Mothman) bond over weed and the weird mysteries of this magical God containing universe. Anathema, Newt and also powerless Aziraphale and Crowley do a rescue gig, helped out by Monty the Montauk monster who doubles as a seeing eye dog/thing.

     

    Ch 18 Henry learns Gabe tried to hellfire Az and volunteers to hang around heaven to help Gabe with his broke moral compass (& maybe interview God to figure out wtf is up with miracles and the lack of consistent physics)

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    “You tried to kill this dude with a pillar of Hellfire?” Henry asked, over her.

    ………

    “This dude though, Gabe?” Henry gestured to him. “I’ve known him like ten minutes and you tried to kill this dude ?”

    Gabriel pinched his eyes shut. “It was … Things were very confusing.”

    “Dude.” Henry weebled to his feet and pattered over to Aziraphale, giving the angel a conciliatory pat on the knee. “This dude’s never done anything to deserve a pillar of Hellfire in his life. I can tell.”

    ……….

    “No shit.” He threw up his hands. “That’s it. I gotta figure out what’s going on with your planet’s weird magic theology system anyway, because someone has to -”

    “It’s ineffable,” Aziraphale said shortly. “You’ll never figure it out.”

    “ Someone has to,” Henry went on, “and while I’m doing that I’m gonna make sure you have some kind of decent moral guidance.”

    It was laughable: an archangel, getting moral guidance from a being who didn’t even originate from the same dimension? But then again, well, perhaps who better … ? Anathema considered it.

    Gabriel was doing the same, if the look on his face was any indication, but after a second, he asked, “You’d do that? Come back to … well, I’m assuming back to Heaven, I’m pretty sure even here God could make me Fall if I deserved it.”

    “Fuck yeah dude, of course I will. It sounds weird as hell. I’m in.”

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    Henry is the best and I love him