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A Mothman Interlude by ScalesForever
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Mothman (Folklore)
27 Nov 2025
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What do you do when you discover that sex with your cryptid boyfriend comes with the option of lots of eggs inserted into a very private place? If you're this particular paranormal investigator, you might find that you're into that. Very into that.
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When Someday Comes by ScalesForever
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Nov 2025
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This isn't the first time Aziraphale has done something miraculous without consciously thinking about it, but it's definitely the first of this magnitude. How could he have even known it was possible? Heaven never came out with any sort of sex education manuals -- the very idea was preposterous. Not to mention dangerous if he and his favorite demon were caught. Nope: not possible, not safe.
But how was he to know his body could put things on pause indefinitely until it WAS safe?
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A Movie Star at Christmas Dinner by ScalesForever
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Nov 2025
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Acting superstar Anthony J. Crowley has been happily dating his interior designer for some time now, though the two of them have kept this out of the public eye. Aziraphale is in no rush to encourage his boyfriend to come out publicly. Then Aziraphale gets an exceptionally pushy invitation to Christmas dinner with his family, and the two of them decide that this might be just the place to start. Plus Gabriel really won't be expecting it.
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Like Water in the Desert by ScalesForever
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2025
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After an unpleasant breakup, Crowley goes to a party. He hides from his devil of an ex, and meets the most delightful angel. On a temptingly comfortable couch.
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Close-Up by ScalesForever
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Oct 2025
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The two new teachers who are arguing in the halls must hate each other. There's no other explanation. ...Right?
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The Ineffable Egg Saga by ScalesForever
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Sep 2025
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Something Wanting in My Nature by Mugatu
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2019
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I saw this tumblr prompt and my hand slipped.
"Okay which one of you is going to write the Ineffable Husbands college professor AU with the extremely sweet and over-sharing professor fawning over their spouse and the standoff-ish secretive professor who reveals absolutely nothing about their private life who turned out to be married? "
https://yvmeji. /post/185880682877/okay-which-one-of-you-is-going-to-write-the
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Bookmarked by ScalesForever
15 Nov 2025
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Finding Love at the Orchard's Edge by ladydragona, SylWritesStuff
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
23 Jul 2025
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Alpha children have plenty of options when it comes to how to spend their summers - Schools and Academies and Programmes all designed around turning them into strong little leaders like they ought to be.
Crowley, however, finds the lack of options for omega children to be particularly unfair. Luckily he has the means (and the time, now that he's no longer beholden to a Particular Dead Weight) to change those lack of options on his own. Well, also with help from a good friend.
What he doesn't expect is the love he finds along the way.
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- Part 1 of Orchard's Edge
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Bookmarked by ScalesForever
15 Nov 2025
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Crawly by ladydragona, SylWritesStuff
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Dec 2021
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When Aziraphale Fell, reporter for The Daily Messenger, is tasked with a simple story on smuggling, he isn't expecting to find out that Lightbringer, Inc. has been experimenting on something that could be an animal, an oil slick, or something else entirely.
He especially isn't expecting that being to come home with him and change his entire life.
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- Part 1 of The Crawly Chronicles
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- English
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Bookmarked by ScalesForever
15 Nov 2025
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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15 Nov 2025
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Mon Horrible Chéri by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Nov 2023
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Apparently, Crowley could ruin his good mood. Crowley was just about the only thing that could ruin it.
“Right. So. You and I, is it?” Aziraphale confirmed, just to be clear.
“That’s right.”
“And how long is this trip, exactly?”
“One full week,” Crowley enunciated too clearly, stretching his lips around the words and sharply clacking his k. “Seven whole days.”
“Great,” Aziraphale breathed.
They both smiled, all teeth and no joy.(Human AU / Enemies to Lovers) • English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realising his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone. Are seven days of forced proximity really enough to undo a truly vitriolic relationship? Or, let's be real: How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?
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15 Nov 2025

