Semiramiis
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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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- Part 3 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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11 Dec 2025
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“Ok, listen. Do not. Make fun of me for this.”
“No promises,” the deer hummed, finally finding a position that wouldn’t give him back pain.
The TV overlord before him gathered himself one last time—his screen tinting a deeper shade of purple than usual—and pulled out a jewelry box from behind his back.
Alastor raised an eyebrow. That was anticlimactic.
Vox gifts Alastor a branded thigh jewelry with the VoxTek logo on it. Chaos (and smut) ensues.
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07 Dec 2025
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The wound on Alastor’s chest becomes badly infected and he’s unable to manage the pain even with drugs and alcohol. It gets to the point of him passing out in one of the hotel’s public spaces, unable to recover before he’s discovered by Charlie. Charlie drags Lucifer to Alastor’s side and tearfully begs Lucifer to save him. She’s having flashbacks to Pentious’s death and is terrified Lucifer might refuse out of spite towards Alastor and she just can’t lose another friend, she can’t!
Lucifer was never going to refuse, but the desperation and fear in his little girl’s voice breaks his heart all the same. Sure, he has his problems with the guy, but he wasn’t going to just leave Alastor for double dead. Who would he argue with over his morning coffee then? He overcompensates, just a tad, using his magic to not only mend the flesh but purge all foreign elements from the Sinner’s body…
Leaving behind a stranger with Alastor’s face and voice, but none of his demonic traits or abilities. Or memories.
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06 Dec 2025
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Sinners are—complex souls, she thinks, to put it nicely. They’re traumatized and war torn and anguished in a way that winners aren’t because they’re—they’re safe in Heaven. Until recent events, they’ve never had to worry about things like exorcists, or walking down the street, or looking at someone the wrong way. And, well, in preparation for all the souls Charlie’s going to redeem, she’s realizing that—she has no idea how to make sinners happy, (and that’s kind of her whole job, so—that’s a problem).
And then—she meets Alastor. And if she knew then what she knows now, then, honestly, maybe she wouldn’t have gotten involved to begin with.
(Oh, who’s she kidding? She’d make the same deal every time.)
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05 Dec 2025
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He’s done some pretty insane things in his time alive—he’s been alive for a long, long, uh, very long time, after all—but, perhaps, this one, probably, takes the cake—the last nail in the coffin, one could say, of his persistent insanity.
(Or the last nail on the Bambi.)
He grins.
(Oh, well—worth it.)
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In which Lucifer is determined to prove that Vox is a lying liar who lies and that Alastor does, indeed, have a tail—(for literally no reason at all).
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04 Dec 2025