StealthyS1ren
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When Ed's normally elusive twin sister showed up out of nowhere and then immediately fucked right back off to somewhere else, she also left behind an extremely newborn baby girl, who he was apparently just supposed to take care of? Ed figured his life had just gotten about a thousand times more complicated, but probably only for a couple of days while Alison sorted out her shit, right? But it's been a week now with no sign of Al.
And he hadn't realized just how little sleep he'd be getting, or how much shit babies apparently need, or how overwhelming all the formula options at the store would be at 4 AM with an inconsolable infant wailing in his ear. Well, fortunately for that last one, there's this insanely hot DILF who also happens to be shopping here at stupid o'clock, and he seems to know a thing or two about miniature humans.
Maybe he can help Ed out.
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twenty years and twelve hours by suchgreatheights for smallestchurch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Nov 2024
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The night Stede has sex for the first time, he is twenty years old and lost in a sea of college-aged horniness and beer-soaked misadventures. The frat party is obnoxious. The boy is fucking beautiful.
The sex is decidedly awkward.
Twenty years later, Ed's fucking tired of dating apps—until he comes across an oddly familiar face.
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please leave a message by Ravenesta
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
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what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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It’s “doesn’t mean a thing,” that gets Ed into trouble. Because, turns out, it means a fucking a lot.
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"Okay, let me get this straight..." Ed began, not having an inkling of how to appropriately approach this conversation, but forging ahead anyways. "So, you put in a new... toy, right?"
Stede nodded, biting his lip. Ed scolded himself as he imagined Stede's lips red and kiss-swollen because of him. Panting because of what Ed could do to him. He shook himself. He was definitely going to go to hell for having impure thoughts during his friend's time of crisis.
"And the vibrations won't turn off?"
Another nod.
"And it's... stuck?"
Stede nodded again, looking beyond embarrassed. Ed wanted to comfort him, but he had no fucking idea what the protocol was here.
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Stede bought a new toy that turned out to be defective, and he needs Ed's help to get it out ;)
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- Part 1 of Out of Control