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After enough collective trauma and emotional drama to sink a Q Branch-built battleship, Bond and Q are finally married and can live happily ever after… right?
What happens when two becomes three and our idiots in love have to take on the hardest mission of all - parenting.
This can be read as a standalone or as a sequel to the ‘On the Bench’ series (you can happily jump right in here with or without reading the series).
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They’ve survived multiple crises of confidence, a meddling boss, a major explosion, a lot of hangovers, two gunshot wounds, a run in with a van, and the acquisition of a grumpy dog. But can Bond and Q complete the mission of a lifetime and… get married?
In which Q panics, Bond is a bridezilla, and our two idiots in love might just manage to walk down the aisle.
This can be read as a standalone fic or as part of the ‘On the Bench’ series.
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- Part 10 of On the Bench.
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through MI6, the festive plans of Bond and Q (and their unlucky colleagues) were about to change radically. Will the MI6 gang make it to Christmas morning intact?
In which Q and Bond don’t get the first Christmas as a couple that they were expecting, Moneypenny gets plenty of blackmail material, and Tanner gets a headache.
This fic can be read as part of the ‘On the Bench’ series or as a standalone story.
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- Part 9 of On the Bench.
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Two bedside vigils. Two idiots in love. Too many feelings. Will Bond and Q make it out of this in one piece?
In which Bond gets a taste of his own medicine, Q gets a new friend, and everyone who works in Medical gets a headache.
This story can be read as part of the ‘On the Bench’ series or as a standalone fic.
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- Part 8 of On the Bench.
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Did you know Q has a life beyond MI6, with family and friends and everything? Well, Bond definitely does now, and he’s being thrown right into it. Assassination missions might just look easy in comparison.
In which two things are on show: Q’s backstory and Bond’s lack of new coping mechanisms.
This can be read as part of the ‘On the Bench’ series or as a standalone story.
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- Part 7 of On the Bench.
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Your Nemesis or Mine? by kyaticlikestea for AtoTheBean
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
31 Dec 2024
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“Christ, I’m sorry, Q,” sighs Bond. “This whole mission has been a balls-up from the start.”
“Yes, it has,” returns Q. “And it would be a darn sight less vexing if you could just remember who exactly has motive to kill you, and what they bloody look like.”After Bond comes a little too close to being blown up, he's sent halfway across the world to discover exactly which of the hundreds of possible suspects is responsible. Reluctantly, with a great deal of complaining, Q goes along as backup. Except that Bond isn't the only possible target on this mission, and as the suspects start piling up thick and fast, Q might just find that he lost the moral high ground long ago.
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Bookmarked by SweetBabyAngels
26 Jan 2025
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The Golden Crown that Makes a Man a King by kyaticlikestea for FoxsoulCourt
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
31 Dec 2024
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“For what it’s worth,” says Q, as Bond pulls his trousers back on, “there is, in fact, a difference between being a big, manly man, and being a twat.”
When MI6, seeking to rehabilitate its public image, brings in a mandatory pronouns-in-bio policy, Q is forced to confront the fact that gender is a many-splendoured thing. Even when most of that splendour is bravado and cologne.
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Bookmarked by SweetBabyAngels
25 Jan 2025
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Upon returning to London just before Christmas, James seeks out some brightness by way of Q’s company.
Bookmarked by SweetBabyAngels
31 Dec 2024
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A random mugging and concussion have left Q with no memory of his time at MI6. Unable to hold their erstwhile quartermaster against his will, the agency lets him go on leave…and dispatches 007 to surveil and protect civilian-Q from a discreet distance. But Bond decides to get a whole lot closer than his orders permit….
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Bookmarked by SweetBabyAngels
22 Dec 2024
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After stepping into Bond's world for a night, Q is left wondering where he fits.
Bookmarked by SweetBabyAngels
22 Sep 2024
