Sweetpumpkinpickle

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  1. The Education of Wednesday Addams by , ,

    Fandom: Wednesday (TV 2022)

    21 Nov 2025

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    Money, power, and everything else in between us by

    Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir  

    10 Dec 2025

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    A Griddlehark findom fic that spawned one of the sappiest pieces I've written in recent times. College/university AU where Gideon is a lowly urchin compared to impossibly rich bitch Harrow of the Ninth House. Until one day Gideon has had enough and flips the tables on her.

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    14 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 67

    Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by

    Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir  

    29 Sep 2024

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    Harrow felt the slanted smile against her ear as Gideon squeezed her ass and said, “You know if you’d led Mass in the raw like this, I actually would’ve attended. Every time. Front row.”

     

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    In the aftermath of God’s death, Harrow and Gideon trip and tumble their way through what it means to be on the “lovers” side of “enemies to lovers” while facing the uncertainties of a universe with no God, and a House on the verge of extinction.

    Featuring: nuns losing their religion (and finding new ways to worship), chainsaw-armed skeletons, smut, religiosity, more smut, Third House birthday shenanigans, power dynamics, Serious Discussions about the merits of tentacle porn, a smorgasbord of bad puns, and if you can believe it, even more smut.

    A continuation of “She Puts the Fun in Funeral” but can easily be read as a stand-alone.

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    02 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 94

    She Puts the Fun in Funeral by

    Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir  

    01 Feb 2024

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    Gideon tapped her lip in thought. “Wellllll, I suppose, given that you just called me striking—”

    “I didn’t call you striking, I said you’d make a striking impression—”

    “—Called me striking,” Gideon said again, “and basically said I have the physique of a god…”

    “I said absolutely none of the above.”

    “Because you just said explicitly and in no uncertain terms that I am incredibly sexy, muscular, and the greatest swordswoman that ever lived…I guess I can be your date to God’s funeral,” Gideon said.

     

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    Three years ago—the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death!—no one in the Nine Houses received a summons to Lyctorhood. Now God is dead, the saints are panicking, and Gideon is being dragged to Canaan House with Harrow to attend the funeral. Sure would be a shame if, in this time of dull mourning, Gideon were to open up a mysterious old book, accidentally steal Harrow’s powers, and pitch the entire necro-cav dichotomy into utter chaos…

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    01 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 27

    ménage à cinq by

    Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir  

    07 Aug 2020

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    Harrow Nova has trained for one singular purpose, and she will not be denied this chance- to take four dicks at once.

    Harrow gets (lovingly) gangbanged by Gideons.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    Feel the Pulse Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat by for Raxheim

    Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir  

    09 Feb 2024

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    Gideon makes Harrowhark’s sensory deprivation fantasies come true.

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    15 Nov 2025