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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    18 May 2025

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    This keeps getting better

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    (part 3 of The Marry-Harry Incident; sequel to Some Thing About Rings)

    “The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming.”

    The Golden Trio flee the Burrow in the chaos of the raid on Bill and Fleur's wedding - with Harry's surprise fiancé, "Tom Riddle", in tow.

    (Or: Voldemort invites himself along on the quest to... defeat Voldemort.)

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    24 Jun 2025

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    So cute and fun

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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!

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    10 Mar 2023

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    Just… crack… amazing fucking crack

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    It's summer, 1996, and Harry is angry.

    He lets go of his anger, though! At the same moment the last of the Dursleys falls dead to the ground.

    "Dobby is free," he giggles.

    The aftermath proves more interesting than anyone could have expected.

    (Things escalate quickly, from there.)

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    24 Jun 2025

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    They say that you dream about your soulmate's life. Flashes of what they did that day or a week before. Harry has been dreaming for as long as he remembers. Dreams of death, of magic and friendship. With the cruel life he saw during the day and the cruel life he sees in the night, is it such a surprise that Harry isn't a Gryffindor but a Slytherin? That he isn't the perfect poster boy. That after seeing Dumbledore through his soulmate's eyes, that he doesn't love him like he was supposed to?

    Follow Harry and his friends through his years at Hogwarts, where he chooses to stand beside his soulmate in all his endeavours, to help him. Will they manage to rule together?

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    05 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yeah this is a vibe