The_Horrible_Person



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    It's late, Kremy's cold, and Gideon can't sleep. It doesn't take a genius to find one solution for all three of these problems.

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    Footsie under the table after a night of gambling and drinking? What could go wrong? Aside from a poorly timed heat.

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    Kremy’s scaly skin shivered, and his sharp reptilian teeth chattered loudly as the icy gusts tore through their shabby campsite. Gideon sighed. He knew he tended to give off warmth like a walking furnace, and he was inclined to help Kremy; he’d saved him, after all.
    “You want in my sleepin’ bag?” He asked, sleep clouding his mind and taking the filter off his mouth. “‘S a little early, ain’t it, Kremy? You oughta at least buy me dinner first.”

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    27 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    “Mr.Sam,” Joel asks him out of the blue during breakfast, “Why is everything you make so gross?”

    Upon the abrupt insult, Sam nearly spits out the runny eggs he barely managed to put together, punching his chest as he choked on his terrible breakfast. “What?” he manages to cough out.

    “Well… hhhh… It’s just my mom used to make super awesome pancakes!” Joel says with a smile… though, it’s hard to tell if it’s an actual smile or just his face. “I know we don’t have a lot of food… But these eggs taste really… hhhh… bad.”

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    A series of events in which Sam learns to cook, and gains a family on the way. Because when you're in the midst of the apocalypse, getting your kids McDonald's isn't exactly a feasible option.

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    Arthur slowly blinked his eyes open. His head ached and as he pushed himself up, he struggled to focus on his surroundings. He had some vague memories of being accosted. There had been a small scuffle between himself and a bandit, and the other men… He frowned. The other men had been sorcerers and Merlin—the idiot—had drawn their attention to him. The last thing Arthur could remember is diving to knock Merlin away from getting hit by one of their spells. After that it was all a blank.

    Or, beware, when you get accosted by bandits and sorcerers. You might get more than you bargained for.

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