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On a long and winding road midway between the sea and the city, and at the edge of a dense and dark forest, there was a town called Eastgate.
Although Eastgate was by all accounts an ordinary town, there were several things that made it unique. Eastgate had an oddly high proportion of books to the number of inhabitants, a strategic importance that kept nobles interested enough in its security to have appointed a guardian, and a single ancient hawthorn tree.
The tree had been there before Eastgate and as the town had grown, the tree’s presence was honored. It was a symbol and a promise and— some believed— a gateway.
So, when the local innkeepers’ daughter disappears and her dear friend Nina comes to Lady Azira for help, they find themselves standing at the ancient tree and seeking answers from those beyond the Forest.
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A Tale of Love and Mischief by Tired_Lazarus, vexbatch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Jul 2025
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They sat in companionable silence, Ed texting as they watched people pulling up some shitty linoleum. Izzy caught a glance of Ed’s screen—Stede Bonnet. He must not have swallowed his noise of derision well enough, because Ed looked over at him.
When Izzy tags along with Ed to review the local ren faire, they run into a certain influencer that Izzy has learned to hate. While Ed and Stede hit it off immediately, Izzy takes a little longer to warm up.
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A snow leopard shifter, who has always felt unwanted in her controlling Clan sniffs out a freezing snake shifter, who has never been loved as their full self. Is it just the lust of her heat that is drawing her to a creature who should be her enemy? Or is there something ineffably more between them?
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The Nice and Accurate Mothman Prophecies by scullyphile, Tired_Lazarus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Mothman (Folklore)
01 Jun 2025
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Point Pleasant, WV. 1967. There have been reports of sightings of a creature the townspeople are calling the Mothman. Paranormal investigator, Anthony J. Crowley travels the world researching cryptids and other phenomena for his book, and he has a feeling this might be his big break. This could change his life forever.
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Cowboy Izzy taking a break with his pets
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modern au steddyhands may happen here by Tired_Lazarus
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Nov 2024
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“This was exciting. Even if it was filling him with dread. He’d been distracted all day, waiting for his shift to end…
… As soon as he leaves the building, he’s fair game.”
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31 Dec 2025
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Flambae finally learns the trick to getting Robert to go to sleep: laying on top of him.
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30 Dec 2025
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After the events of "Dispatch" Things have taken a strange turn when an unstoppable winter takes hold of LA and most of southern California. The inexplainable weather phenomenon has left Torrence and its surrounding neighborhoods scrambling for some semblance of normalcy. Robert's heat has been out all month, and in his typically stubborn Robert way, he'd determined to tough it alone. Unfortunately, with the reemergence of an old flame -- or rather -- icicle, Robert is faced with the reality of how badly he needs support.
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Robert's asshole ex-boyfriend shows up at the worst time possible to fuck up his life. Flambae is there to help.
(Non-Con is not explicit)
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30 Dec 2025
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Robert’s dancing (begrudgingly) with an old superhero friend of his to avoid making a scene had he turned him down. The stares from around the ballroom, the camera flashes from nearby reporters, said superhero’s hands a bit too close to his waist all irritate him to no end.
Meanwhile, Flambae’s watching from the edge of the room, flames curling around his knuckles.
Prism whispers, “You plannin' to torch the next guy who asks him to dance?”
“Depends on who he dances with next,” he growls.
Robert catches his eye across the floor—and with a pleading look—mouths, 'Behave.'He doesn’t.
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29 Dec 2025
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your kiss and i will surrender by vampiratecore for Tired_Lazarus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Dec 2025
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To be honest, Ed was surprised by Izzy’s insistence on her learning the proper techniques in the first place, feeling more like a navy recruit than a bloodthirsty pirate. She was kind of relieved to know there was more to Izzy’s skill she was willing to share than just the boring drills Ed could’ve gotten by sneaking into a posh boarding school’s gymnasium.
“What’s the difference, then? How do I really fight?” Ed threw the waterskin onto a pile of coiled ropes next to the mast. She shook her hands out again. “What’s your big secret, Izzy Hands?”- Language:
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29 Dec 2025