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    Hayden knows what he saw. Clear as day, right there in the middle of Shane’s text thread with Lily.

    A dick pic.

    Hayden keeps mindlessly scrolling Instagram—a pantomime of paying attention, not really taking in anything that’s passing across his screen. Mind racing as a series of realizations wash over him.

    Christ, no wonder Shane was so cagey about Lily. No wonder he didn’t want to introduce her to the guys.

    Hayden would like to believe that everyone would be chill with it, but he could think of at least five guys off the top of his head that would a hundred percent take issue with Shane dating a trans woman. He can imagine, far too easily, the kind of slurs that would get thrown around the locker room if anyone ever found out. Towards Lily, sure, but towards Shane too—because Shane had to be gay, if his girlfriend had a dick, right?

     
    Or, Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    trans love

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    “Uh, Ilya? More vodka?” David offers tentatively.

    “Sure, okay. Maybe one more,” Ilya says. He’s not entirely sure what's considered an acceptable drink limit for the occasion of ‘Surprise! Your son is gay and I’ve been fucking him in secret under the nose of the entire MHL and Scott Hunter in the hotel room next door, and I’m in love with him, actually,’ but given the look on his face, well - David might need the second drink more than Ilya does at this present moment.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    oh my goood

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    r/RelationshipAdvice

    Post Title: My (25M) rival (25M) keeps looking at me. Should I kill him or kiss him?

    u/RussianGuy: Last week, I pinned him to boards and instead of punching me, he breathed on my neck. I think I am having heart attack or maybe he is using black magic on me. Should I buy him a Rolex to show I am more successful so he stops making me feel weird in my chest? Or do I kiss him to assert dominance? Please hurry, we play them again on Thursday.

     

    or: 5 times Ilya goes to reddit for answers and the one time he got help from Shane himself.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    yes

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    this is hilarious

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    Brian: So, acknowledging the elephant in the room, the biggest hockey story in the world today-
    Jason: -It might just be the biggest story in the world today, not just hockey.
    Brian: You’re completely right man. Wow. It’s so crazy that this has, like, broken containment outside of the hockey world.
    Jason: I know. It’s insane.
    Brian: Anyway. Sorry to bury the lede, but we’ve recently learned that two of the biggest rivals in the league, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, are in a romantic relationship.

     

    or, straight hockey podcasters reacting to the relationship reveal in The Long Game

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    30 Dec 2025

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    hell yeag