Welperino
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- Team Fortress 2 (3)
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Merasmus' penchant for taking on terrible roommates isn't limited to just the RED Soldier, it turns out, and BLU Soldier finds himself at odds with the wizard shortly after moving in with him, which leads to so dramatic a falling out that the team ends up getting cursed the night before their big Halloween party! Nothing seems to be different though, at least until they wake up the next morning...
NOW WITH ART BY WELPERINO! (From chapters 2-8, with MORE TO BE ADDED!) :D
(Within Monstrous Intent BLU Spy and BLU Scout are not related in any way. They are in fact different species.)
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- Part 75 of Monstrous Intent
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A while ago, I decided that, while waiting for the edible to kick in, I'd write a fic. I opened google docs and this is how far I got- maybe I'm a featherweight, maybe I'm not, who knows! Enjoy.
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Every night the mercs must feed themselves, usually through the crappy school cafeteria level of food from the mess hall, or with takeout. But tonight, with every restaurant busy, closed, and the cafeteria not open on weekends, they have to prepare food themselves. So they go to the only grocery store they're not banned from (yet).... Costco.
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In a world populated by magic and monsters, certain men develop certain ecclectic tastes. Sniper is very much one of them, the amiable Australian collecting experiences most illicit. He tracks down creatures sapient yet monstrous, and endeavors to bed them.
This series' chronology is vague, but is presented here in order.
The majority of this series was written before The Naked and the Dead came out, and thus before Spy was revealed as Scout's father. In the continuity of this series, that is only true of RED Scout and RED Spy. BLU Scout and BLU Spy are entirely unrelated in this series, however, for reasons that become pretty clear in Playing With Fire.
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Merasmus' penchant for taking on terrible roommates isn't limited to just the RED Soldier, it turns out, and BLU Soldier finds himself at odds with the wizard shortly after moving in with him, which leads to so dramatic a falling out that the team ends up getting cursed the night before their big Halloween party! Nothing seems to be different though, at least until they wake up the next morning...
NOW WITH ART BY WELPERINO! (From chapters 2-8, with MORE TO BE ADDED!) :D
(Within Monstrous Intent BLU Spy and BLU Scout are not related in any way. They are in fact different species.)
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- Part 75 of Monstrous Intent
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06 Nov 2025
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Scout visits Medic to talk about taking the next stage in their relationship.
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04 Jul 2025
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December 25, 1979. At Scout's Smissmas party, Sniper finds a surprise suitor next in line for a shot at him under the mistletoe after Yana sets Bronislava up for her long-desired smooch from the bushman. Demoman and Sniper head outside for some privacy and do some catching up.
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29 Dec 2024
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Pyro shows Spy what's so special about going to the diner to get milkshakes!
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28 Nov 2024
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Medic and Soldier rob a local grave and things happen (no clickbait)
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- Part 1 of The Graveknackers
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13 Nov 2024