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In this universe I suppose the bread monster disease *actually* was a disease! They found out “some sort of beauty mark that metabolizes in an environment of pure wheat”, but they failed to run more kinds of tests so they continued to eat and share the teleported bread and eventually yk… outbreak of disease? idk I'm writing this on impulse.
or: Wheat-walkers cause mercs to go nuts
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[Verse 1]
I get in my head so easily, I don't understand, I'm my worst enemy, You assure me you love me and seal it with a kiss, I can't be convinced
[Chorus]
It's just a matter of time 'til you see the dagger, It's a special of mine to cause disaster, So prepare for the impact, and brace your heart, For cold, bloody, bitter sabotage.
- Sabotage by Laufey -
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With August comes the team's yearly long furlough during the summer, a month off to rest, recharge, and prepare for the gruelling Halloween and Smissmas combat seasons ahead. The team all have various plans, but the most interesting ones belong to Sniper and Demoman, who have a cross-country road trip planned with the overall goal being to meet some of the mysterious inhabitants of West Virginia. However the trip becomes more than simple sightseeing and sex tourism when Medic gives them a mission: get him feathers from the wings of the Mothman.
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- Part 74 of Monstrous Intent
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An AU where each of the Mercenaries is some sort of mythical/supernatural creature.
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The long road to recovery (is a little shorter with you) by blutsaugerenjoyer
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
28 Sep 2025
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Considering his line of work, pain isn't something the RED Engineer is particularly well acquainted with, but all of that changes when he gets captured by the BLU team.
Once finally free he is left a broken shell of the man he once was, Medic is unsure if he's ever going to fully recover physically, let alone mentally.
Luckily a certain Frenchman is there to help him on the long road to recovery.
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You're the RED Medic, an extra in the already filled RED Team. It's been a year and a half since you joined, and still none of your teammates actually accept you for being female. Finally being done with it, you start to steal the Spy's cigarettes and hiding during ceasefire in your secret place. Too bad it seems like someone else has claimed that spot as their own...
INCOMPLETE
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(anything that brain of yours can think of can be found) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Team Fortress Classic
28 Sep 2025
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In which Anon has many complex plot dust bunnies regarding Team Fortress 2 that starts with pre-canon even before Team Fortress Classic were active, canon itself with the Gravel War, and post-canon with the well-deserved happy ending for Team Fortress, their friends, and families.
But it’s told through a vast amount of headcanons; some are character headcanons, some are TF Industries + world building headcanons, with some details being omitted.
Will it ever reach its proper conclusion? Who knows, not even Anon.
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- Part 1 of ffs plot dust bunny
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There was once a joke amongst the Greeks, written into one of Plato's greatest works. Although his goal was to make fun of Aristophenes the old playwright, the idea of humans as beings split in two, each possessing one half of a whole soul, has remained within in our public conscience.
Nowadays, the idea of humans once having four arms, four legs, and two heads seems silly. But the thought of finding someone, one day, with a soul and body that completes yours, is truly a rather romantic idea.Ludwig doesn't think it a very romantic idea. He's rather a pragmatic man. He isn't looking for love, or connection, but for a cure to a sickness he imposed on himself.
Mikhail doesn't think it a possibility at all. He doesn't deny the mark upon his body, the way it itches whenever he wonders about soulmates. But he finds it a silly endeavour, to search for a soul you may not even get along with.
Neither of them are quite sure what to make of the whole 'soulmate' business, and maybe that's why they gravitate towards each other. The selfless man who doesn't believe, and the selfish man who has to believe.
And what, pray tell, could it possibly lead them to? -
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Tf2 themed fairytale once again
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- Part 3 of Translations
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- English
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- 532
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A letter arrives at a former Doctor's rundown apartment, a note from a quite popular company,
Builder's League United
Without a second thought, he takes the job offer...
Perhaps Jonas bit off more than he can chew....
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- Part 1 of The Witch Doctor
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Dell didn't really think he'd ever take over his father's spot with Mann Co, but here he is. His team is mainly insane, but at least Medic seems cool. Hopefully he won't slowly fall in love and end up in a coworkers/friends-with-benefits situationship with him. That'd be awkward!
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Scout likes girl. Girl is mean to Spy.
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- Part 1 of The Misadventures of Scout's Love Life
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When Pyro gets kicked out of their 9 person polyamorous relationship and Scout follows after them, the remaining 7 people are left distraught by Scout's leave, and plot to get Scout back. Meanwhile, Scout and Pyro develop a relationship with Miss Pauling, and drama ensues. War, pregnancy, romance, sex, and angst; what will they do? How will the Sexy Seven get Scout back? How will Scout protect Miss Pauling and Pyro while pregnant with triplets?
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Hi, Welcome to MANN CO Dining! What can we start you off today? Smut perhaps?
( Sorry! We don’t take requests! )
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Spy hates feeling this way. He hopes Engineer can help lighten the load, or at least help him get these thoughts out of his head.
He'd never be a woman.
He wasn't supposed to be one.
Right?
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What a day looks like in life of the RED Team’s polycule.
(inspired by a post by @/nohmercy on tumblr!)
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- Part 15 of choo choo all aboard the trauma train (tf2)
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Many years ago in Bee Cave, Dell Conagher witnesses his father Fred Conagher replacing his friend's eyes and copies the blueprints in a fit of curiosity.
Many years later in the deserts of New Mexico, working with Builder's League United, the Engineer sees his team struggling against the RED team, and thinks of an easy solution to the issue of the RED Spy.
After all, an arm was simple enough to replace. What harm could a pair of eyes do?
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selected memories from the conagher slaughterhouse by peptoabyssmal
Fandoms: Emesis Blue (Movie 2023), Team Fortress 2
26 Sep 2025
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tenhired guns march into Hell.
None of them ever come back.(A collection of Emesis Blue one-shots. Nothing is quite right, and nothing entirely makes sense. No one can quite escape.
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This is a fifty-chapter individual project dedicated to being a TF2 related inspo-dump. Most of these oneshots can effectively be their own full-length fanfics if you try hard enough, but due to circumstances (writing three fanfics already), I place them here as first draft oneshots that can serve as bases for full-length fanfics or as inspiration for other fanfics.
You, the reader, can make oneshots and full fanfics from these, as these are ideas, but please credit me for the idea/premise and let me know with a comment so I can read the work.
This collection does not have warnings or tags for warnings to be as general as possible, but please read cautiously. I will try my best to put warnings down in their respective chapter summaries.
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The Sniper finds a little girl out in the desert, unintentionally becomes the father of an escaped government experiment.